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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 2:41am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 24 May, 2016 @ 9:34am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 24 May, 2016 @ 8:54am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 5:22am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 5:58am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:17pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 12:56am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:13am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 3:59am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 2:51am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2016 @ 5:15am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2016 @ 11:29pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 5:21am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:52pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 26 May, 2016 @ 12:58am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 3:31am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 4:51am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2016 @ 5:57am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 31 May, 2016 @ 3:48am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:30am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:00am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:29pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 4:49am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 2:56am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 24 May, 2016 @ 9:12am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 3:38am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 4:53am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 28 May @ 3:33am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 2:48am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 10:11pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2016 @ 3:11am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:39pm

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:39pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 11:52pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:59pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 2:44am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 2:25am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 4:51am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:11pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:59pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 2:44am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 11:55am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 24 May, 2016 @ 9:21am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 18 May @ 8:45pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:13am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 24 May, 2016 @ 8:53am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 4:57am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2016 @ 3:18am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:22am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 4:55am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:37am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:02pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 4:19am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2016 @ 11:40pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:22am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:24am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:57am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:36am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:21pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 5:22am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 16 May @ 6:56am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 16 May @ 10:54pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 18 May @ 10:14pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 21 May @ 8:22pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 31 May @ 2:10am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:27am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 18 May @ 10:08pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:54am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:09am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:09pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2016 @ 11:40pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:13pm



Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
16 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
3,065 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+7

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