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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Desbloqueada a 2 jul. 2016 às 2:41

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Desbloqueada a 24 mai. 2016 às 9:34

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Desbloqueada a 24 mai. 2016 às 8:54

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Desbloqueada a 1 jul. 2016 às 5:22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Desbloqueada a 1 jul. 2016 às 5:58

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Desbloqueada a 3 de jul. às 23:17

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Desbloqueada a 25 de jun. às 0:56

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Desbloqueada a 27 de jun. às 8:13

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Desbloqueada a 1 jul. 2016 às 3:59

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Desbloqueada a 2 jul. 2016 às 2:51

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2016 às 5:15

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2016 às 23:29

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2016 às 5:21

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Desbloqueada a 27 de jun. às 19:52

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Desbloqueada a 26 mai. 2016 às 0:58

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Desbloqueada a 30 mai. 2016 às 3:31

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Desbloqueada a 5 jul. 2016 às 4:51

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2016 às 5:57

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Desbloqueada a 31 mai. 2016 às 3:48

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Desbloqueada a 4 de jul. às 0:30

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Desbloqueada a 4 de jul. às 0:00

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Desbloqueada a 2 de jul. às 20:29

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Desbloqueada a 5 jul. 2016 às 4:49

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Desbloqueada a 26 de jun. às 2:56

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Desbloqueada a 24 mai. 2016 às 9:12

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Desbloqueada a 1 jul. 2016 às 3:38

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Desbloqueada a 1 jul. 2016 às 4:53

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Desbloqueada a 28 de mai. às 3:33

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Desbloqueada a 2 jul. 2016 às 2:48

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Desbloqueada a 6 jul. 2016 às 22:11

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Desbloqueada a 10 ago. 2016 às 3:11

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Desbloqueada a 3 de jul. às 23:39

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Desbloqueada a 3 de jul. às 23:39

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Desbloqueada a 24 de jun. às 23:52

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Desbloqueada a 3 de jul. às 23:59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Desbloqueada a 2 jul. 2016 às 2:44

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Desbloqueada a 30 mai. 2016 às 2:25

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Desbloqueada a 5 jul. 2016 às 4:51

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Desbloqueada a 2 de jul. às 21:11

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Desbloqueada a 3 de jul. às 23:59

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Desbloqueada a 30 mai. 2016 às 2:44

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Desbloqueada a 30 de jun. às 11:55

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Desbloqueada a 24 mai. 2016 às 9:21

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Desbloqueada a 18 de mai. às 20:45

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Desbloqueada a 4 de jul. às 1:13

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Desbloqueada a 24 mai. 2016 às 8:53

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Desbloqueada a 27 mai. 2016 às 4:57

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Desbloqueada a 10 ago. 2016 às 3:18

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Desbloqueada a 4 de jul. às 1:22

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Desbloqueada a 1 jul. 2016 às 4:55

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Desbloqueada a 4 de jul. às 0:37

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Desbloqueada a 4 de jul. às 17:02

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Desbloqueada a 30 mai. 2016 às 4:19

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2016 às 23:40

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Desbloqueada a 4 de jul. às 1:22

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Desbloqueada a 4 de jul. às 0:24

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Desbloqueada a 4 de jul. às 0:57

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Desbloqueada a 4 de jul. às 0:36

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Desbloqueada a 2 de jul. às 21:21

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Desbloqueada a 25 nov. 2016 às 5:22

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Desbloqueada a 16 de mai. às 6:56

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Desbloqueada a 16 de mai. às 22:54

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Desbloqueada a 18 de mai. às 22:14

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Desbloqueada a 21 de mai. às 20:22

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Desbloqueada a 31 de mai. às 2:10

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Desbloqueada a 16 de mai. às 7:27

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Desbloqueada a 18 de mai. às 22:08

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Desbloqueada a 28 de mai. às 2:54

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Desbloqueada a 16 de mai. às 7:09

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Desbloqueada a 21 de mai. às 21:09

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2016 às 23:40

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Desbloqueada a 4 de jul. às 17:13



Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
16 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
3,065 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+7

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