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Odemčeno 72 z 89 (81 %) achievementů:
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 2. čvc. 2016 v 2.41

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 24. kvě. 2016 v 9.34

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 24. kvě. 2016 v 8.54

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odemčeno 1. čvc. 2016 v 5.22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 1. čvc. 2016 v 5.58

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odemčeno 3. čvc. v 23.17

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. v 0.56

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 27. čvn. v 8.13

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 1. čvc. 2016 v 3.59

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 2. čvc. 2016 v 2.51

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2016 v 5.15

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2016 v 23.29

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 25. lis. 2016 v 5.21

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odemčeno 27. čvn. v 19.52

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 26. kvě. 2016 v 0.58

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 30. kvě. 2016 v 3.31

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 5. čvc. 2016 v 4.51

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2016 v 5.57

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 31. kvě. 2016 v 3.48

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 0.30

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 0.00

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 2. čvc. v 20.29

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 5. čvc. 2016 v 4.49

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 26. čvn. v 2.56

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 24. kvě. 2016 v 9.12

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 1. čvc. 2016 v 3.38

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 1. čvc. 2016 v 4.53

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Odemčeno 28. kvě. v 3.33

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 2. čvc. 2016 v 2.48

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2016 v 22.11

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odemčeno 10. srp. 2016 v 3.11

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Odemčeno 3. čvc. v 23.39

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Odemčeno 3. čvc. v 23.39

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. v 23.52

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 3. čvc. v 23.59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 2. čvc. 2016 v 2.44

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 30. kvě. 2016 v 2.25

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odemčeno 5. čvc. 2016 v 4.51

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odemčeno 2. čvc. v 21.11

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 3. čvc. v 23.59

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odemčeno 30. kvě. 2016 v 2.44

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odemčeno 30. čvn. v 11.55

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 24. kvě. 2016 v 9.21

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 18. kvě. v 20.45

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 1.13

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 24. kvě. 2016 v 8.53

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 27. kvě. 2016 v 4.57

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 10. srp. 2016 v 3.18

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 1.22

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 1. čvc. 2016 v 4.55

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 0.37

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 17.02

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odemčeno 30. kvě. 2016 v 4.19

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2016 v 23.40

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 1.22

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 0.24

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 0.57

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 0.36

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odemčeno 2. čvc. v 21.21

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 25. lis. 2016 v 5.22

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odemčeno 16. kvě. v 6.56

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odemčeno 16. kvě. v 22.54

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odemčeno 18. kvě. v 22.14

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odemčeno 21. kvě. v 20.22

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odemčeno 31. kvě. v 2.10

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Odemčeno 16. kvě. v 7.27

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 18. kvě. v 22.08

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 28. kvě. v 2.54

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odemčeno 16. kvě. v 7.09

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Odemčeno 21. kvě. v 21.09

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2016 v 23.40

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 17.13



Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
16 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
3,065 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+7

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