Когда Ахмет на уроке физики умножал ускорение на массу, у него всегда получался Дагестан. Потому что Дагестан — сила.

Hi! August 30th is already on the calendar, which means that the summer of 2024 is coming to its end. Next, we will have a golden autumn. And what is autumn? It's the sky, the crying sky underfoot. Birds with clouds are flying in puddles. Autumn, I haven't been with you for a long time. Autumn, ships are burning in the sky. Autumn, I would like to get away from the earth. Where sadness sinks into the sea, Autumn is a dark distance.

Hello, friend! July 16th is already on the calendar, which means that half of summer has passed. I hope the weather is good and you have already enjoyed the sunny days. But as it usually happens, summer cannot last indefinitely, so have time to go to the beach, swim in the sea, if you haven't had time yet, and also have time to finish all summer things

— Внучек, как зовут того милого немца, который сводит меня с ума?
— Альцгеймер, бабуля, Альцгеймер.

Чем сельская свадьба отличается от сельских похорон?

На одного бухого меньше.

𝙃𝙞! 𝘼 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣! 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙞𝙜 𝙖 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙛𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨! 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨 — 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜-𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧, 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙛𝙪𝙡. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙨!!!