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Йогурт "Растишка" застоялся в холодильнике и стал йогуртом "Дристашка".

Когда Ахмет на уроке физики умножал ускорение на массу, у него всегда получался Дагестан. Потому что Дагестан — сила.

Hi! August 30th is already on the calendar, which means that the summer of 2024 is coming to its end. Next, we will have a golden autumn. And what is autumn? It's the sky, the crying sky underfoot. Birds with clouds are flying in puddles. Autumn, I haven't been with you for a long time. Autumn, ships are burning in the sky. Autumn, I would like to get away from the earth. Where sadness sinks into the sea, Autumn is a dark distance.

Hello, friend! July 16th is already on the calendar, which means that half of summer has passed. I hope the weather is good and you have already enjoyed the sunny days. But as it usually happens, summer cannot last indefinitely, so have time to go to the beach, swim in the sea, if you haven't had time yet, and also have time to finish all summer things

— Внучек, как зовут того милого немца, который сводит меня с ума?
— Альцгеймер, бабуля, Альцгеймер.