> Went artifact hunting
> Saw a pseudodog by his lonesome
> Shoot it and it runs off
> Minutes later it returns with about 15 or more dogs
> Chased me till I run out of stamina
> Felled into anomaly cave
> Dogs stopped chasing me and ran away
> Blowout started
> Out of ammo and health was low
> Survived blowout and the anomalies in the cave
> Got out of the cave with expensive ecologist suit on 15% durability
> Got ambushed by mercenaries
> Expensive suit turned to rags
> Got back to Skadovsk with all gear broken or gone.
> Bought a bottle of ukrainian vodka on last 1500 rubbles
> Take in a full shot *empty bottle falls and shatters on the floor*
> *unrecognizable angry russian gibberish mumbling*
> Knife the ṣhit out of everyone in the bar including owl
> Loot more vodka from their bodies and drink it all
> Die of liver failure

10/10 "Would Misery again"