The information I've included about myself isn't here so we can get to know one another but
rather to avoid pointless small talk. If you must know about me, I have provided a plethora of
superficial info that will hopefully discourage any desire you may have to 'get chummy.' The
limit of my interest in you is: What games do you play? and What's your gaming style?

"God, you're annoying."
-No need to be formal, just call me Razorgirl.


I've included remarks received via profile comments, real-time messages, and in-game
chats; along with my responses at the time.

"I'm suppose to read ALL this?"
-You clicked on my profile, so man up (or woman up) and see it through.


We may get along and have fun gaming together but keep your expectations reined in. Being
friendly and being friends are not the same thing.

"I thought we were friends. I guess you don't like me."
-We sometimes game together, I don't know you well enough to like or dislike you.


Don't bother asking me questions if you're not going to read my profile. Show a little effort
otherwise you've already lost my interest.

"God d*mn all you Asians. Your country should be bombed."
-Little known fact: all Asians conveniently come from one country.
⁅ <full conversation> ⁆


To appreciate who I am, you need to be able to laugh at yourself -- because at some point I'll
be laughing at you.

"You can shove your f*cking 'LOL' up your fat a$$, RAZORC*NT!"
-Are you're saying my butt looks big?


Chinese women are often thought of as demure, submissive, and obedient. If you choose the
red pill, you'll learn we're usually loud, b*tchy, and bossy.

"If you were smart, you'd listen to me."
-I may be a b*tch, but not your b*tch.


If you want to send me a friend request, please message me in the game we are playing or
post a comment on my profile as to why, otherwise I will probably decline.

"Wanna be play mates?"
-Oh yeah, that's not creepy.


If your profile is less than a year old, below level 10, or any part is private -- I may decline
your friend request.

"Doesn't add people because they are low level . . . typical racist behavior."
-You should familiarize yourself with the definition of racist.
⁅ I suppose you could accuse me of being elitist but I just don't want to waste time on posers ⁆


Feel free to message me or leave a comment and I will respond when I can. But remember,
first impressions are lasting impressions.

"What u wearing?"
-Clothes.
⁅ <full conversation> ⁆


Any gender-motivated interest queries will most likely go unanswered. I'm here to game --
I am not interested in hooking up.

"My question has nothing to do with you being female."
-Really? Because I couldn't help but notice you didn't ask any of the men if they have pictures.


I am not here to flirt, talk dirty, or trade pics (naughty or otherwise). So feel free to grab a
towel and give yourself that happy ending without me.

"You're probably fat, anyways."
-Fat and ugly.


For those looking for a sexting partner -- I've a more satisfying solution for myself should I
desire that quick fix. Sorry, boys, but you're on your own.

"What's wrong with casual sex?"
-I'm often naked during sex . . . that's pretty casual, don't you think?


At times I sit idle on a game's main screen to get card drops while off doing something else,
so if I don't respond to a message I'm not ignoring you.

"Unless you really are ignoring them."
-Well, yeah.


Trash talk can be fun, but try to be original and on topic. If your A-game is a collection of
random insults from jr. high -- then maybe you should stay up on that porch, little doggie.

"You wish I was little."
-The only thing big about you are your delusions.


Should you get salty and feel the urge to vote-kick or ban me from a game, go ahead and
have your little tantrum. I'm accustomed to childish gamers.

"I bet you think you're so good at this game."
-Actually, I'm terrible at this game . . . but maybe you're just worse than me.
⁅ he called for a vote-kick after I knifed him and dominated him twice in Arms Race ⁆


As a break from a heavy load of work and study, I game online for fun. I do not think I will
ever understand why some people (read: adults) get so emotional playing GAMES.

"F*ck you, Razor! You are a camping pússy. You will NEVER win at Arms Race!"
-Well, I do have a vag so there is some truth to what you say.
⁅ his reaction after I dominated him in Arms Race -- for the third time <me never winning> ⁆


I log on as a break from the real world, so I'm not here to discuss personal topics (work,
family, politics, religion, my love life, your current crisis, etc).
⁅ however, there are exceptions -- you know who you are ⁆

"You sound salty."
-Not possible. I'm on a low-sodium diet.


Yes, I play like a noob. Why? Because I have more important things to do with my life besides
trying to 'get gud' at video games. Now quit your whining.

"You suck d*ck you're so bad at this game."
-You think a woman who sucks d*ck is a bad thing?


No, I don't care about your gaming skills -- put them on a job application if they're that
important to you. If you want to impress me, buy me a Ferrari.

"I got your Ferrari right here, b*tch."
-Oh? Then you must have a very small . . . Ferrari.


I'm honest, opinionated, and blunt. So if you think you might not like the answer, don't ask
the question.

"You talk like a guy."
-If you'd find me more appealing were I a man that's nothing to be ashamed of.