MrSamuraiGuy689
MrSamuraiGuy689   Michigan, United States
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“I fought in campaigns against the Russian Army, the Serbian Army, the Roumanian Army, the British Army, the French Army, and the American Army. All told in this war I have participated in more than 80 battles. I have found your American Army the most honorable of all our enemies. You have also been the bravest of our enemies and in fact the only ones who have attacked us seriously in this year’s battles. I therefore honor you, and, now that the war is over, I stand ready, for my part, to accept you as a friend.”

—Chief of Staff for General v. Einem, commander of the Third German Army
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JonnyBoi 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:59pm 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
JonnyBoi 18 Nov, 2019 @ 9:17am 
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MrSamuraiGuy689 22 Oct, 2019 @ 4:27pm 
Shut up mom. Dont make me look un cool in front of me freinds.
JonnyBoi 20 Sep, 2019 @ 7:05am 
he is young, he is autistic, and if you don't have the patience to play with him, then I would prefer that you don't. His feelings get hurt easily, and I would prefer you not use strong language, this is a social outlet for him, and helps him deal with different situations that are hard on him in public settings. Please understand and use caution when playing with him. If you have any questions, please inbox him and I will answer as best I can.
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JonnyBoi 8 Jul, 2019 @ 6:13pm 
-rep wastes his entire life on warhammer
mindphaser 7 Apr, 2018 @ 6:46pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx