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I don't know what just happened... I was sent here thinking this place was a club, turns out it's a strip club. Spent $100 in 10 minutes (cover+1 drink+1 water), was pushed and shoved the entire time. Hundreds of people just standing there staring at the girls like zombies, not one person dancing. I don't get it, but I guess to each their own.

On the upside, after you're done partaking in this walking dead moshpit, there is a small militia of ubers and taxis lined up outside waiting to rescue you. I found myself looking out the back window of a corolla as we drove away thinking...w...t..f??

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So today i was in the supermarket going to buy some cheese for the next week before the stores close, got 8 packages of finest Dutch. When i was waiting in line to pay for it a gentleman in front of me collapsed, his wife looked at us and said "He has Hypoglycemia, someone please bring something that contains sugar!!". I immediately ran to the sweets section, after only 1 minute of choosing since i was in a hurry, i went with ice-cream snickers bar and ran back to the register, with my trembling hands i got rid of the plastic cover, i leaned to the old gentleman, when he turned to me: "I know you..." he said "you are that guy from Twitch... Keep it, you need it more with all that salt..."

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Hello
I want you to read this message very carefully, and keep the Secret with you till further Notice, you have no need of knowing who i am, where am from, till i make out a space for us to see, i have being paid $50,000.00 in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employers, its one i believe you call a Friend, and also you , i have followed you closely with CCTV camera for one week and three days now and have seen that you are innocent of the Accusation, do not contact the Police or try to send a copy of this to them, or Anyone because if you do i will know, ans Might be Forced/Pushed to do what i have being paid to do, beside, this is the first time i turned out to be a Betrayer in my job.

NOW HERE IS A REAL ♥♥♥♥♥ IM WITH U WAYNE, IVE HAD MORE HELP AND SUPPORT FROM WHITE FOLKS THRU MY LIFE THAN ANY BLACK!!! THE ONLY RACISM I SEE ON A DAILY BASIS IS ALWAYS COMIN FROM BLACKS AND ONLY BLACKS, THEYLL LOOK FOR ANYTHING TO GET A HAND OUT AND ITS EMBARRASSING!!! THIS NEW GEN OF BLACKS IS GONNA CREATE A MILLION RACIST WHITES THAT ARE ONLY BECOMIN RACIST BC BLACKS TAUGHT THE WHITES TO BE RACIST CRAZY!!! BLACKS TODAY ARE TEACHIN THIS UPCOMING GEN OF WHITE KIDS TO BE RACIST!!!! BC BLACKS ARE BEIN SO WITH THEIR OWN RACE THAT WHITES ARE STARTIN TO DO THE SAME THING, WHITE FOLKS ARE GETTIN THE SAME ATTITUDE LIKE "WELL, IF BLACKS ARE STICKIN WITH THEY OWN RACE AND BEIN RACIST TOWARDS WHITES MAYBE WE SHOULD BE DOIN THE SAME THING THEN AND STICK TO ONLY WHITES" YOU SEE THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DONT REALIZE HOW DUMB THEY ACTIONS ARE LIKE STOP RACISM TOWARDS WHITE FOLKS OR U JUST HANGIN URSELF AND UR KIDS FUTURE

I am not a liberal snowflake. My feelings aren't fragile, my heart isn't bleeding.
I am badass BELIEVER in HUMAN RIGHTS. My TOUGHNESS is my TENDERNESS. My STRENGTH is in the SERVICE of others.
There is nothing more FIERCE than formidable, UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. There is nothing more COURAGEOUS than COMPASSION.
But if my belief in EQUITY, EMPATHY, GOODNESS, and LOVE indeed makes me or people like me snowflakes, then you should know...
WINTER IS COMING!!!

This is a bit of a random question, but the answer ha sbeen bugging me for a long time. Ok so...
On a microwave, if you push 60, then it will cook for 60 seconds or one minute. (Following me?) AND if you also press 1:00 it will cook for one minute, or 60 seconds. (Right, right?) OK! Well, my question is.... If you add 1:00 + 1:00 it is = 2:00 right? So your food will cook for a total of two minutes.
BUT if you add 60 seconds + 60 seconds it will only cook for one minute and twenty seconds. Even though 60 seconds is one minute? (I know, confusing question.)
I guess to put it into simpliest terms, How come 1 minute + 1 minute = 2 minutes, but 60 seconds + 60 seconds = only one minute and twenty seconds?

Club Penguin is much more than a meme. It shaped people and gave them opportunities. It built lives and opened many eyes to possible job interests. Club Penguin may be viewed to some as a joke, but to others an inspiration. It shaped a generation and that's why we're all here discussing its end. No matter how you look at it, it has done a great amount of good to the world. From shaping people to helping out those in need. Club Penguin has left a legacy on all of us that we'll never forget. Thank you.

Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? I'll have you know Bernie Sanders is the most qualified person to be President and I cannot believe how much you are disrespecting him. He is the perfect person to turn this disgusting capitalist state into a socialist utopia full of safe spaces, trigger warnings, nationalised healthcare, nationalised railways and nationalised supermarkets. How dare you suggest socialism never works, it just hasn't been tested. I am offended by your remarks and you deserve to have Trump as your President if you believe anything other than what I believe. So stop it. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rude and i am triggered.

Know what? ♥♥♥♥ you. I'm leaving this group when I wake up tomorrow. I'm tierd of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ haters everywhere I go. I dropped out of school just becuase of that. I've moved to many places, that's not home. So no, I don't live with my parents. I haven't done you guys a damn thing, why u gotta comment that muchh ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? I have feelings too, like everybody else on this planet. Since 1st grade people have been on me. Even the teatchers. When I was 13, I started smoking pot, and other stuff. Also used to drink alot, end up in fights, but I came out of it. And now i'm tryng to be myself, and I still got hate. One of my family members died for not long ago too, so i'm really upset. I joined this group to make new friends, and this is what I get. Again, I haven't done u guys anything wrong, so why won't u just show some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ respect?

Know what? ♥♥♥♥ you. I'm leaving this group when I wake up tomorrow. I'm tierd of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ haters everywhere I go. I dropped out of school just becuase of that. I've moved to many places, that's not home. So no, I don't live with my parents. I haven't done you guys a damn thing, why u gotta comment that muchh ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? I have feelings too, like everybody else on this planet. Since 1st grade people have been on me. Even the teatchers. When I was 13, I started smoking pot, and other stuff. Also used to drink alot, end up in fights, but I came out of it. And now i'm tryng to be myself, and I still got hate. One of my family members died for not long ago too, so i'm really upset. I joined this group to make new friends, and this is what I get. Again, I haven't done u guys anything wrong, so why won't u just show some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ respect?

Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.

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Yo fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet 💯% no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da ♥♥♥♥♥ is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! ! !

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by ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Adolf Hitler was thinking about Danny Devito again. Danny was a poo my anus with homosexual penis and ♥♥♥ ballsack.
Adolf walked over to the window and reflected on his penis surroundings. He had always hated black Chiraq with its nasty, naughty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel ♥♥♥♥♥.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the poopoo figure of Danny Devito.
Adolf gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a pissing, sandwich, ♥♥♥ drinker with twink penis and skinny ballsack. His friends saw him as a muddy penis. Once, he had even brought a baby back from the brink of ♥♥♥♥.
But not even a pissing person who had once brought a baby back from the brink of ♥♥♥♥, was prepared for what Danny had in store today.

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