el mas maricon de steam 3 years in a row congratulations

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there are three sexes and more than three genders
feminist misty
im spooked
ey want my paypal boi ill send that munz

I don't know what just happened... I was sent here thinking this place was a club, turns out it's a strip club. Spent $100 in 10 minutes (cover+1 drink+1 water), was pushed and shoved the entire time. Hundreds of people just standing there staring at the girls like zombies, not one person dancing. I don't get it, but I guess to each their own.

On the upside, after you're done partaking in this walking dead moshpit, there is a small militia of ubers and taxis lined up outside waiting to rescue you. I found myself looking out the back window of a corolla as we drove away thinking...w...t..f??

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So today i was in the supermarket going to buy some cheese for the next week before the stores close, got 8 packages of finest Dutch. When i was waiting in line to pay for it a gentleman in front of me collapsed, his wife looked at us and said "He has Hypoglycemia, someone please bring something that contains sugar!!". I immediately ran to the sweets section, after only 1 minute of choosing since i was in a hurry, i went with ice-cream snickers bar and ran back to the register, with my trembling hands i got rid of the plastic cover, i leaned to the old gentleman, when he turned to me: "I know you..." he said "you are that guy from Twitch... Keep it, you need it more with all that salt..."