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I want you to read this message very carefully, and keep the Secret with you till further Notice, you have no need of knowing who i am, where am from, till i make out a space for us to see, i have being paid $50,000.00 in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employers, its one i believe you call a Friend, and also you , i have followed you closely with CCTV camera for one week and three days now and have seen that you are innocent of the Accusation, do not contact the Police or try to send a copy of this to them, or Anyone because if you do i will know, ans Might be Forced/Pushed to do what i have being paid to do, beside, this is the first time i turned out to be a Betrayer in my job.
I am badass BELIEVER in HUMAN RIGHTS. My TOUGHNESS is my TENDERNESS. My STRENGTH is in the SERVICE of others.
There is nothing more FIERCE than formidable, UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. There is nothing more COURAGEOUS than COMPASSION.
But if my belief in EQUITY, EMPATHY, GOODNESS, and LOVE indeed makes me or people like me snowflakes, then you should know...
WINTER IS COMING!!!
On a microwave, if you push 60, then it will cook for 60 seconds or one minute. (Following me?) AND if you also press 1:00 it will cook for one minute, or 60 seconds. (Right, right?) OK! Well, my question is.... If you add 1:00 + 1:00 it is = 2:00 right? So your food will cook for a total of two minutes.
BUT if you add 60 seconds + 60 seconds it will only cook for one minute and twenty seconds. Even though 60 seconds is one minute? (I know, confusing question.)
I guess to put it into simpliest terms, How come 1 minute + 1 minute = 2 minutes, but 60 seconds + 60 seconds = only one minute and twenty seconds?
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Adolf Hitler was thinking about Danny Devito again. Danny was a poo my anus with homosexual penis and ♥♥♥ ballsack.
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