WildBill
Bill   Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
 
 
:retrosun2000:Be Rootin, Be Tootin, Be Shootin, But Most Importantly Be Kind:retrosun2000:
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Sh1tty Jokes Inbound
Did you hear about the diner on the moon?
Food was great but there's no atmosphere

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A mean-o-acid

Did you hear about the new restaurant named karma?
There's no menu but you get what you deserve

Did you hear about that actor who got stabbed Reese?
Witherspoon?
No Withaknife

What time did the man go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty

Why does water make a good DJ?
Because the beats always flowin

What do you call it when a snow man has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown

What do you give a lemon when its hurt?
Lemon-Aid

I named my IPhone the titanic
Now whenever i connect to Bluetooth it says the titanic is syncing

Whats the highest rank in the popcorn army?
Kernel

How do you make a water bed bouncy?
Use spring water

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
DAM!

Why dont pirates know the alphabet?
Because they always get lost at C

Where do you learn to make icecream?
At Sundae School

Why did the orange only go halfway across the room?
Because it ran out of juice
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Comments
Gooman 12 Jul, 2021 @ 3:29pm 
+rep schlanga tanga banga
sok 5 Mar, 2021 @ 2:47am 
biww
soup 30 Dec, 2020 @ 1:44pm 
:)
Morpho 25 Dec, 2020 @ 11:04am 
Ey choombatta, you're a real one
soup 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:03am 
fard
Morpho 25 Jun, 2019 @ 7:43pm 
It's about to be pee pee pants city right here soon