WildBill
Bill
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
:retrosun2000:Be Rootin, Be Tootin, Be Shootin, But Most Importantly Be Kind:retrosun2000:
:retrosun2000:Be Rootin, Be Tootin, Be Shootin, But Most Importantly Be Kind:retrosun2000:
Actuellement hors ligne
Sh1tty Jokes Inbound
Did you hear about the diner on the moon?
Food was great but there's no atmosphere

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A mean-o-acid

Did you hear about the new restaurant named karma?
There's no menu but you get what you deserve

Did you hear about that actor who got stabbed Reese?
Witherspoon?
No Withaknife

What time did the man go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty

Why does water make a good DJ?
Because the beats always flowin

What do you call it when a snow man has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown

What do you give a lemon when its hurt?
Lemon-Aid

I named my IPhone the titanic
Now whenever i connect to Bluetooth it says the titanic is syncing

Whats the highest rank in the popcorn army?
Kernel

How do you make a water bed bouncy?
Use spring water

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
DAM!

Why dont pirates know the alphabet?
Because they always get lost at C

Where do you learn to make icecream?
At Sundae School

Why did the orange only go halfway across the room?
Because it ran out of juice

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be Bagels.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
Well the flag’s a big plus.

Why do scuba divers jump backwards out of the boat?
Because if they jumped forward, they’d still be in the boat
Vitrine des captures d'écran
Halo: The Master Chief Collection
Commentaires
Gooman 12 juil. 2021 à 15h29 
+rep schlanga tanga banga
sok 5 mars 2021 à 2h47 
biww
soup 30 déc. 2020 à 13h44 
:)
Morpho 25 déc. 2020 à 11h04 
Ey choombatta, you're a real one
soup 24 mars 2020 à 11h03 
fard
Morpho 25 juin 2019 à 19h43 
It's about to be pee pee pants city right here soon