Me-"So scar you have a gay mexican koala lover?
Scar-"No hes not my lover he just misses me and wants to come back from his mexican slave trading in australia'
Me-"he does mexican slave trading in australia?"
Scar-"you werent supposed to hear that"
(Steam Chat)

Rook-"The Fox and The Bird we got this lets go capture the base"
Me-"yeah its like the fox and the hound but retarded!"
(Planetside 2)

Me-"Alright Ace I'm going to send my Colossi to destroy Tk-NOPE NEVERMIND HERE COME THE CRABS!"(Starcraft 2 Bunker Wars)

Me-"I opened up facebook and the first thing I see is, if you don't get a little gay with your friends you are not close enough"
Scar-"Alright Simon drop your pants"
(Teamspeak)

Ace-"Draw me like one of your slavic brides."
(Discord)

D-class to 999: "Stand still I'm gonna put you on r/chonkers" *takes picture*

Zwreida-"Your Kavat is trying to drown itself."
Me-"Kitty no!"
AsterionMoloc-"Gives a whole new definition to 'drowning in ♥♥♥♥♥."
(Warframe)

Lennka-"You also look like you could break my spine over your knee"
(Discord)

Marc-"Hey Quinn, still got those steroids?"
(7 Days to Die)

Brandon-"i'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ boomer when it comes to zombies"
(Discord)

Someone-"u are brain food and I am a brain 1v 1 me"

Dargus- "This is a club for mother enjoyers"

Emdose-"Never thought I would have so much fun playing a terrorist."

Emdose-"Sergeant, puberty hit you hard."