zxacx's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 8:11am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 1:20pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 1:58pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 12:37pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 2:09pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 3:26pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 7:02am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 4:29am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:15am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 8:01am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 11:52am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 6:53am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 4:55am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2018 @ 10:44am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 3:50am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 1:04pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 8:46am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 1:18pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 1:44am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 4:22am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 1:38am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 4:30am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 1:46pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 2:15pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 2:16pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 1:00pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 12:40pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 7:18am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 8:20am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 8:19am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 12:38pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 12:36pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 12:54pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 9:01am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

4 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

190 / 5,000