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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Låst op: 2. aug. 2017 kl. 8:11

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Låst op: 17. juni 2017 kl. 13:20

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Låst op: 17. juni 2017 kl. 13:58

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Låst op: 20. juni 2017 kl. 12:37

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Låst op: 17. juni 2017 kl. 14:09

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Låst op: 17. juni 2017 kl. 15:26

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Låst op: 18. juni 2017 kl. 7:02

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Låst op: 19. juni 2017 kl. 4:29

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Låst op: 19. juni 2017 kl. 6:15

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Låst op: 2. aug. 2017 kl. 8:01

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Låst op: 20. juni 2017 kl. 11:52

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Låst op: 18. juni 2017 kl. 6:53

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Låst op: 19. juni 2017 kl. 4:55

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Låst op: 17. nov. 2018 kl. 10:44

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Låst op: 18. juni 2017 kl. 3:50

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Låst op: 20. juni 2017 kl. 13:04

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Låst op: 18. juni 2017 kl. 8:46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Låst op: 17. juni 2017 kl. 13:18

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Låst op: 18. juni 2017 kl. 1:44

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Låst op: 19. juni 2017 kl. 4:22

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Låst op: 18. juni 2017 kl. 1:38

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Låst op: 19. juni 2017 kl. 4:30

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Låst op: 17. juni 2017 kl. 13:46

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Låst op: 17. juni 2017 kl. 14:15

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Låst op: 17. juni 2017 kl. 14:16

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Låst op: 17. juni 2017 kl. 13:00

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Låst op: 3. juli 2017 kl. 12:40

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Låst op: 18. juni 2017 kl. 7:18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Låst op: 18. juni 2017 kl. 8:20

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Låst op: 19. juni 2017 kl. 8:19

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Låst op: 20. juni 2017 kl. 12:38

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Låst op: 20. juni 2017 kl. 12:36

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Låst op: 20. juni 2017 kl. 12:54

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Låst op: 18. juni 2017 kl. 9:01

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

4 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

190 / 5,000