Errungenschaftsfortschritt von zxacx in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 2. Aug. 2017 um 8:11 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 17. Juni 2017 um 13:20 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 17. Juni 2017 um 13:58 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 20. Juni 2017 um 12:37 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 17. Juni 2017 um 14:09 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 17. Juni 2017 um 15:26 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 18. Juni 2017 um 7:02 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 19. Juni 2017 um 4:29 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 19. Juni 2017 um 6:15 freigeschaltet

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Am 2. Aug. 2017 um 8:01 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 20. Juni 2017 um 11:52 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 18. Juni 2017 um 6:53 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 19. Juni 2017 um 4:55 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 17. Nov. 2018 um 10:44 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 18. Juni 2017 um 3:50 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 20. Juni 2017 um 13:04 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 18. Juni 2017 um 8:46 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Am 17. Juni 2017 um 13:18 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 18. Juni 2017 um 1:44 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 19. Juni 2017 um 4:22 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 18. Juni 2017 um 1:38 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Am 19. Juni 2017 um 4:30 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 17. Juni 2017 um 13:46 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 17. Juni 2017 um 14:15 freigeschaltet

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Am 17. Juni 2017 um 14:16 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 17. Juni 2017 um 13:00 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 3. Juli 2017 um 12:40 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 18. Juni 2017 um 7:18 freigeschaltet

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Am 18. Juni 2017 um 8:20 freigeschaltet

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Am 19. Juni 2017 um 8:19 freigeschaltet

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Am 20. Juni 2017 um 12:38 freigeschaltet

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Am 20. Juni 2017 um 12:36 freigeschaltet

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Am 20. Juni 2017 um 12:54 freigeschaltet

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Am 18. Juni 2017 um 9:01 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

4 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

190 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

+14