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25 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Just don't. I bought into the hype, I never even played D4 on launch. Bro, blizzard dropped the ball so hard it fell into hell. I grew up on diablo and diablo 2. I still can't get over that necromancer just spawns and uses fake corpses when in every other Diablo game and any game in general with necromancers they require real corpses because that is what it requires for "necromancer magic". Something that was living at some point and is now dead. You can't just generate bodies. Why not just generate a clone of Lilith or Diablo to fight for you? Trust me it doesn't make any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense, ESPECIALLY when you follow the story where Lilith is all about the human sacrifice and being evil, she can't just generate human bodies for her demons. This game was made by 200+ woke people who never played a diablo game in their lives. No horror (except in cinematics). The story is meh, the game play is trash. The visuals are vomit inducing, eye blinding effects. The sound is decent. The loot is bad, your charactor appears to scale with the world and the world is an mmo? IDFK You don't interact with players really, neither do you have to. Your charactor has an immersion breaking flashlight effect 24/7. The monsters don't have a level. I only made it to level 29 guys. POE 2 can't come soon enough.
Posted 10 October. Last edited 18 October.
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4 people found this review helpful
99.7 hrs on record (96.3 hrs at review time)
please revert 4.0 update. Whatever the ♥♥♥♥ i just logged into isn't it.
Posted 20 October, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7,329.2 hrs on record (2,032.8 hrs at review time)
just mute toxic players, there's plenty of them
Posted 10 December, 2020.
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1,691.8 hrs on record (1,302.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
UPDATE TO 128 TICK VOLVO
Posted 3 February, 2020.
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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
13.4 hrs on record
I bought a lot of the cards to play with my friend. I wish I hadn't. #REFUND
Posted 12 May, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
289.2 hrs on record (54.8 hrs at review time)
First off this review is for the online portion of the game. The single player is great and has a nice story but ya know it's single player and you can't play with friends. So the overall pvp experience is lacking and to be honest a big let down. The role playing experience is also questionable because your phone is just going off constantly with no real purpose and a lot of the time you're kind of wondering what do i even do next? there's no rhyme or reason. Also don't get into gta online expecting an adventure or story, quite the oppisitte, no story, very linear missions, repetitive and i guess you just try to make money doing the same things over and over... to buy random stuff that makes more money or goes fast or goes boom... it's not that fun personally and not immersive at all. Passive mode is awful but that is the only solution to not being blown up constantly because of rockets, random explosives, random vehicles that create even more explosions... all resulting in you dieing and not even knowing what killed you half the time. The vehicles right now are so busted and imbalanced. Pvp is pretty much a joke, like beyond a joke in terms of balance, don't plan on out aiming people. I bought the game for the racing though and even that is contaminated with pay to win for the custom races where you use your own car. You also have to play for a long time to even unlock the different engine upgrades and cars and driving skill. What a shame to be honest. As a new player who played 1000's of hours of the other gta games including gta 4 online, not impressed with this one, was looking for an open world experience and i got a really terrible one, there is just to much non sense in the game and I really expected more. This game just doesn't do it for me anyways, so much is missing. Gta 4 was actually awesome online and balanced... what happened?
Posted 28 March, 2019.
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