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I come from afar
I like stabbing kuffar
Allahu Akbar
He won't even use his reach to help out a homie at the grocery store. :(
Conor: SHOT YO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOUT
Lost because when we opened the last door there was a mannequin and she refused to enter the room, sobbing, crying, screaming... I couldn't solve the easiest puzzle which was to whistle at the mannequin because SHE KEPT CRYING.
30 seconds in there is a fist in her ass.
She got visibly upset, told me that it was disgusting the company did DNA testing on our butts and she'd quit if she worked at the store, then left.
I worked in a university textbook store. She was a college student.
He was talking about evolution or something like that (I wasn't really paying attention because I was working on my advanced mathematical theories) when suddenly I heard him say the earth is more than 5000 years old and that evolution exist.
Immediately I took my stone out of my back pocket and put it on his desk.
Everyone was scared and silent and looked at the stone
I asked: If evolution exists, how come this fine stone has not evolved into a human yet, it is more than 5000 years old after all.
The class stood in shock because of the genius they just witnessed and started clapping one by one and everyone gave me 100 dollars
That teachers name?
Albert Einstein
(That's also how he got his last name btw)
THEN HE STARTED SMASHING IT WITH HIS FOOT SO IT WOULD "Go down the drain"
"Oh don't worry babe, I do this all the time"
I was done at that point.
Happy has been prominent in the Counter-Strike scene since 2008 (I was only 3 then) and even back then he was mercilessly shredding any foes that dare stand in his way of victory; at this time of writing he has amassed over $450,000 in prize money which is way more than your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass will ever make.
Happy's genius play style is also that that only few have mastered, he has long been known as the "Lurk King" and has taught his skill to many who have also mastered the art of "le Lurk" GeT_RiGhT, is Happy's most known apprentice. If a mere mortal like you was to step in to the same server as Happy, then he would simply outplay you by lurking on your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass.
He expertly manoeuvres any map so that you will never be able to find him, and when you finally do (you will have wished he hadn't) he will have already riddled you with bullet from his perfect spray. On a side note Happy also stated on stream that he doesn't practice his aim and I think we can all agree, he doesn't need. As well as being among the greatest players of all time it is also rumoured that Happy has the biggest ♥♥♥♥ in the professional Counter-Strike scene, when he isn't whipping out his huge baguette and smacking you in the jaw with it, Happy likes to kick in the poshest restaurants where he eats his "L'Escargot" for free because of his popularity in France, while he dines on the most exquisite of food he also wears the freshest clothes that even royalty would be jealous of.
FUN FACTS ABOUT HAPPY Sometimes to give other players a chance Happy likes to replace his mouse with a lightly toasted baguette, he still always wins. Despite smoking upwards of 5 packs a day of the finest French cigarettes, Happy still retains the ungodly lungs of a fish. Once while Happy was returning from a mad sesh hosted by the French Prime Minister he was held at gunpoint by a crazed man who demanded Happy empty his pockets and hand over his riches. Happy, being the hero he is, refused and simply flexed on this poor cracker, the man was so blown away by Happy's insane pecs that he fell to the floor and begged forgiveness, that man was DEVIL. PashaBiceps once challenged Happy to a dead lifting contest, Pasha lifted 220kg while Happy simply picked up his huge ballsack.
Saving ? No no i dont save i hold bomb site exits to take a few more frags it doesnt matter if i die and cant save the awp as long as i get the score.
You love playing with me btw :)
Especially when we're fooling around.
"A www, does him wike it when I suck his ♥♥♥♥?"
the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥????
He will join is brothers in paradise
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The cause of depression, anxiety and mood swing disorders is big pharma frankenfoods and frankenvaccines.
Edit: clearly jealousy downvotes. Well, you may have your karma, but then you also have your virginity! 😂
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ********* so Satan couldn't stick his ♥♥♥♥ in my pooper and make me gay.
Reddit is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ridden with silver pleb or what.