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76561198073218093 25 Mar, 2015 @ 10:35pm 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
The Russian 9 Oct, 2014 @ 12:50pm 
-_-
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 8 Oct, 2014 @ 7:01pm 
wow ooc russian
The Russian 7 Oct, 2014 @ 1:30pm 
says the one who overuses mom jokes like an idiot
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 5 Oct, 2014 @ 5:24pm 
not a smart russian








just u
The Russian 5 Oct, 2014 @ 9:36am 
so yea u cant use those anymore on a smart russian
The Russian 5 Oct, 2014 @ 9:34am 
thats also an overused joke
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 5 Oct, 2014 @ 6:15am 
no it's not overused like your mom's vagina
#russhrekt
The Russian 4 Oct, 2014 @ 11:03am 
so yea ur lame
The Russian 4 Oct, 2014 @ 11:03am 
that joke is overused so it doesnt work anymore
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 3 Oct, 2014 @ 5:04pm 
but your moms metals can only be broken by me
The Russian 3 Oct, 2014 @ 4:52pm 
these shells can break through the strongest metals
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 3 Oct, 2014 @ 3:50pm 
and amerika is supporting with enclave mechs and gunware
The Russian 3 Oct, 2014 @ 3:35pm 
strongest shotguns shells in the world
The Russian 3 Oct, 2014 @ 3:35pm 
the skeleton will not do jack to meh
or i will grab my shotgun with my 20 magnum slugs
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Andorus: Return of the Warrior 28 Sep, 2014 @ 6:57pm 
so americanovember is russian december...I LUV DIS DOCTOR!
The Russian 28 Sep, 2014 @ 9:18am 
no its in Russian December
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 28 Sep, 2014 @ 8:34am 
russian christmas is in novembohrr?!
The Russian 28 Sep, 2014 @ 8:04am 
no merry Russian Christmas
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 27 Sep, 2014 @ 6:14pm 
merry russian thanksgiving




























shrek is love shrek is life
The Russian 27 Sep, 2014 @ 8:15am 
the more the merrier
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 26 Sep, 2014 @ 6:25pm 
dude we've got 1500 gurlz 300 kilograms of fresh bear meat and 87 pet bears
The Russian 26 Sep, 2014 @ 6:12pm 
if u gonna make a russian grill then get 200 pounds of bear meat and 50 pet bears and 1000 russian gurlz
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 26 Sep, 2014 @ 5:56pm 
u r not fun @ all now r u
The Russian 26 Sep, 2014 @ 5:30pm 
-_-
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:22pm 
But did I specify what is a manly grill? It could have been a commie grill...SECRETLY RUSSIAN!
The Russian 25 Sep, 2014 @ 1:20pm 
No i want to goto a Russian Grill
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 24 Sep, 2014 @ 5:57pm 
Then amerika will...









Invite you to manly burger grill!
The Russian 24 Sep, 2014 @ 2:21pm 
NEVER
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 23 Sep, 2014 @ 6:59am 
Moskow Moskow give me all your money. Now!