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76561198073218093 25 มี.ค. 2015 @ 10: 35pm 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
The Russian 9 ต.ค. 2014 @ 12: 50pm 
-_-
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 8 ต.ค. 2014 @ 7: 01pm 
wow ooc russian
The Russian 7 ต.ค. 2014 @ 1: 30pm 
says the one who overuses mom jokes like an idiot
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 5 ต.ค. 2014 @ 5: 24pm 
not a smart russian








just u
The Russian 5 ต.ค. 2014 @ 9: 36am 
so yea u cant use those anymore on a smart russian
The Russian 5 ต.ค. 2014 @ 9: 34am 
thats also an overused joke
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 5 ต.ค. 2014 @ 6: 15am 
no it's not overused like your mom's vagina
#russhrekt
The Russian 4 ต.ค. 2014 @ 11: 03am 
so yea ur lame
The Russian 4 ต.ค. 2014 @ 11: 03am 
that joke is overused so it doesnt work anymore
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 3 ต.ค. 2014 @ 5: 04pm 
but your moms metals can only be broken by me
The Russian 3 ต.ค. 2014 @ 4: 52pm 
these shells can break through the strongest metals
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 3 ต.ค. 2014 @ 3: 50pm 
and amerika is supporting with enclave mechs and gunware
The Russian 3 ต.ค. 2014 @ 3: 35pm 
strongest shotguns shells in the world
The Russian 3 ต.ค. 2014 @ 3: 35pm 
the skeleton will not do jack to meh
or i will grab my shotgun with my 20 magnum slugs
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Andorus: Return of the Warrior 28 ก.ย. 2014 @ 6: 57pm 
so americanovember is russian december...I LUV DIS DOCTOR!
The Russian 28 ก.ย. 2014 @ 9: 18am 
no its in Russian December
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 28 ก.ย. 2014 @ 8: 34am 
russian christmas is in novembohrr?!
The Russian 28 ก.ย. 2014 @ 8: 04am 
no merry Russian Christmas
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 27 ก.ย. 2014 @ 6: 14pm 
merry russian thanksgiving




























shrek is love shrek is life
The Russian 27 ก.ย. 2014 @ 8: 15am 
the more the merrier
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 26 ก.ย. 2014 @ 6: 25pm 
dude we've got 1500 gurlz 300 kilograms of fresh bear meat and 87 pet bears
The Russian 26 ก.ย. 2014 @ 6: 12pm 
if u gonna make a russian grill then get 200 pounds of bear meat and 50 pet bears and 1000 russian gurlz
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 26 ก.ย. 2014 @ 5: 56pm 
u r not fun @ all now r u
The Russian 26 ก.ย. 2014 @ 5: 30pm 
-_-
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 25 ก.ย. 2014 @ 7: 22pm 
But did I specify what is a manly grill? It could have been a commie grill...SECRETLY RUSSIAN!
The Russian 25 ก.ย. 2014 @ 1: 20pm 
No i want to goto a Russian Grill
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 24 ก.ย. 2014 @ 5: 57pm 
Then amerika will...









Invite you to manly burger grill!
The Russian 24 ก.ย. 2014 @ 2: 21pm 
NEVER
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 23 ก.ย. 2014 @ 6: 59am 
Moskow Moskow give me all your money. Now!