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76561198073218093 25 MAR 2015 a las 10:35 p. m. 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
The Russian 9 OCT 2014 a las 12:50 p. m. 
-_-
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 8 OCT 2014 a las 7:01 p. m. 
wow ooc russian
The Russian 7 OCT 2014 a las 1:30 p. m. 
says the one who overuses mom jokes like an idiot
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 5 OCT 2014 a las 5:24 p. m. 
not a smart russian








just u
The Russian 5 OCT 2014 a las 9:36 a. m. 
so yea u cant use those anymore on a smart russian
The Russian 5 OCT 2014 a las 9:34 a. m. 
thats also an overused joke
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 5 OCT 2014 a las 6:15 a. m. 
no it's not overused like your mom's vagina
#russhrekt
The Russian 4 OCT 2014 a las 11:03 a. m. 
so yea ur lame
The Russian 4 OCT 2014 a las 11:03 a. m. 
that joke is overused so it doesnt work anymore
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 3 OCT 2014 a las 5:04 p. m. 
but your moms metals can only be broken by me
The Russian 3 OCT 2014 a las 4:52 p. m. 
these shells can break through the strongest metals
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 3 OCT 2014 a las 3:50 p. m. 
and amerika is supporting with enclave mechs and gunware
The Russian 3 OCT 2014 a las 3:35 p. m. 
strongest shotguns shells in the world
The Russian 3 OCT 2014 a las 3:35 p. m. 
the skeleton will not do jack to meh
or i will grab my shotgun with my 20 magnum slugs
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Andorus: Return of the Warrior 28 SEP 2014 a las 6:57 p. m. 
so americanovember is russian december...I LUV DIS DOCTOR!
The Russian 28 SEP 2014 a las 9:18 a. m. 
no its in Russian December
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 28 SEP 2014 a las 8:34 a. m. 
russian christmas is in novembohrr?!
The Russian 28 SEP 2014 a las 8:04 a. m. 
no merry Russian Christmas
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 27 SEP 2014 a las 6:14 p. m. 
merry russian thanksgiving




























shrek is love shrek is life
The Russian 27 SEP 2014 a las 8:15 a. m. 
the more the merrier
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 26 SEP 2014 a las 6:25 p. m. 
dude we've got 1500 gurlz 300 kilograms of fresh bear meat and 87 pet bears
The Russian 26 SEP 2014 a las 6:12 p. m. 
if u gonna make a russian grill then get 200 pounds of bear meat and 50 pet bears and 1000 russian gurlz
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 26 SEP 2014 a las 5:56 p. m. 
u r not fun @ all now r u
The Russian 26 SEP 2014 a las 5:30 p. m. 
-_-
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 25 SEP 2014 a las 7:22 p. m. 
But did I specify what is a manly grill? It could have been a commie grill...SECRETLY RUSSIAN!
The Russian 25 SEP 2014 a las 1:20 p. m. 
No i want to goto a Russian Grill
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 24 SEP 2014 a las 5:57 p. m. 
Then amerika will...









Invite you to manly burger grill!
The Russian 24 SEP 2014 a las 2:21 p. m. 
NEVER
Andorus: Return of the Warrior 23 SEP 2014 a las 6:59 a. m. 
Moskow Moskow give me all your money. Now!