What ?

i need to talk to you something bro?

-Rep After a good game in minecraft, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great minecraft PVP and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a minecraft lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. (totally didn't copy this from a guy. muehue.)