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3.2 hrs on record
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Posted 22 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I get that its Early Access but when it comes to optimization overall..... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME IS A HEAP OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GARBAGE! Literally made me fell like 20 years ago when i was spending 2h just to make the game playable because i was having a garbage computer, what the actual ♥♥♥♥ is the excuse now!?!?!
Posted 24 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
62.2 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Yes the game is junky and still has a decent number of bugs but so far nothing that would make it unplayable id say. But here is WHY you should buy it:
>You can play guitar in game(giving that sweet Stalker vibe)
>You can have a dog as a companion and armor him as well(Dog-meat in a nutshell but actually usefull)
>Instead of wearing a peasent electric watch you can actually use an actual antique pocket-watch(like a true aristocrat)
>You can wear a spartan helmet(Leonidas style)
>Spartan Spear!!!!Yes they have that too(don't know about the shield yet)
>Actually good bandit AI i would say
>Winter time in game fells amazing!
As a Project Zomboid no-lifer and Stalker enjoyer i give this game: Balkan/10
This game actually has some GODLY potential
Edit:
Forgot to mention another godlike feature: The M1Garand makes the "clinq" noise.
Posted 20 December, 2024. Last edited 20 December, 2024.
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26.9 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Bought this for 16$(including the DLC's),pretty neat content for the price of 3 pizzas.
Posted 19 June, 2024.
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105.8 hrs on record (63.8 hrs at review time)
Eeeeh, i guess its ok now
Posted 5 May, 2024. Last edited 18 September, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
90.2 hrs on record (88.7 hrs at review time)
Plays good,fells good,gose bad cuz devs like $$$ too much. For now is a decent game, id say dont buy it yet. Give it around 1 and a half years cuz the way the things looks like you'd be expected to pay for even more stuff in the future.Go and play Guild Wars 2 its free.
Posted 19 November, 2023.
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418.5 hrs on record (303.5 hrs at review time)
Yes.
Posted 11 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1,617.9 hrs on record (1,121.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I really regret buying and playing this game for this amount of time.... i am not even joking, i truly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ regret it.
Posted 25 October, 2023.
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9.0 hrs on record
Pice of ♥♥♥♥
Posted 21 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.3 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Thank you so much for this games.Great animation,story and all that.This is a perfect example of how porn games should be created!(Oh yea,of course,top of the line best wanking material!!)
Posted 21 October, 2021.
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