Recent reviews by Smelly

My friend Pedro when I saw the name I said what friend Pedro I don't know any Pedro who are you, no don't touch me!!!!..... Anyway I started Playing with this guy named Pedro and found out that it's related to a game of all things, now I know you might be asking hey is this game any good well don't worry I am not gonna talk about that. All I know is, is that Pedro left me in a bathroom with my pants around my ankles as the police arrested me for watching the Disney channel one too many times. I am gonna get that bastard if anyone knows where he is let me know. And this game sucks

I feel like I have to be upfront before posting this review, while this gave might have been the game I was playing at the time I don't wholeheartedly believe in total that my dierrhea was caused by it, but as I launched the game I did experience what I believed to be bad gas but upon further investigation it was the soul being sucked from my anus. As long as the game was launched the sucking motion continuted and I believe the long exposure contributed to my dierredic breakdown. I just put htis review here as a warning in order to make sure you take the proper safety precautions before playing this game.

This is one of those games where your walking around and all the sudden some guy walks up to you ranting about some prophecy about some random ♥♥♥♥, and you can choose what the say back to him maybe, you decide to kill him for no reason and he will go like "yeah i dont remember why i came here goodbye." Or maybe some guy goes like hey wanna kill people for money and you end up killing shapeshifters and ♥♥♥♥. But then you realize "oh ♥♥♥♥ their is a really good story going on man I kinda like this game at first i was like this is ass but now i am like yeah i can't stop playing it wtf is happening my hands are glued to this keyboard someone help me this is not a review its an sos i need help its making me do another run of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game please please I just wanna ♥♥♥♥ bastila... but yeah good game.

Dishonored 2 is a great continuation of Dishonored, and manages to keep the previous game's
mechanics and even improve them.

Dishonored, if you don't know, is a game about a man who is blamed for the assassination on the
old empress, lady kaldwin. After recieving help to escape from the prison you're captured
in, escaping lethally or non-lethally. You meet up with the loyalist group that wants to bring
back the power to young Lady Emily.

Dishonored continues from the ending of Dishonored, althrough the actions that you had done
in the original are not transferable to Dishonored 2. None the less, the game does a great job
of keeping it neutral to the events of what happened in the last game, leaving the player of the
original to believe whatever they want about the past. The game machanics are well done and
are improved and make the game have more difficulty, which can be a good or bad thing if
you're as *great* as i am at the game. The new progession tree for the powers add to
replayability as you the player will have to make the choice of whether you want to get the
Blink upgrade first or if you want to go straigth into the Bend Time power, and with the new
New Game+ update, replaying will allow you to have the powers you previously didn't and
improve over and over as you replay the game.

In short, would i recommend this game? Yes... Yes I would.

WOW I MEAN Wow....what else could you expect from ubisoft but the worst i mean they are the best AAA company at making just ♥♥♥♥ games. Remember all 13 of those people who loved the division well they are gonna be happy cause its the same game. Is this suppose to be a dlc to the Divison,the game that was hyped up so much and bombed the same game where when you shot someone it was boring because of the fact that the physics system makes it so there is no impact and you might as well instead shoot the turds in your toilet with your piss because least it feels like your actually hitting something. Want a good Ghost recon game buy the last game cause this is some ♥♥♥♥ some guy designed in his basement by himself. WHatever you do dont listen to youtubers they get paid dont buy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and they will smarten up.

What can i say about warhammer 40,000 the eternal crusade it is buttcheeks half of the time and on a rare night when your hours into it and you have ripped out 70% of your public hair from fustration,you might get that one game that actually feels like a game, would i recomend this game when its on sale and cheap as ♥♥♥♥ yes....yes i would

i have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beefy ass pc and i can't even run this game on low settings until they fix this bad review i love the first game in this deus ex serious just fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game,

i never write serious reviews cause man its dumb but i am in hope they see it and improve on this game. Hacker ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ central on this game they dont even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hide like game starts someone teleports to the monster and kills him 2 hits game over,never dying monsters,and someone people are playing the monster not even in the game anymore,to imrpove this game ban hackers add new monsters,new maps amd make more gamemodes like one gamemode you can play the original evolve hunt i mean if they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try in anyway tey can fix this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.

if you like random dialoge that makes no sense at all and weird dudes coming up to you saying i killed her to prevent the lord of fimgernails from taking your viginity this game is right for you

I just played this game and i have to say this game would be great for kids so i went out and got the game for my kids and well they keep having fun i saw my son react one of the kills on his sister we were dying of laughter just a great game for family's