>I was only 37 years old.
>I loved Rainbow Six Siege so much, I had all the pro league set skins and rare cosmetics.
>I pray to ubisoft every night, thanking them for the life I’ve been given. “Ubisoft is love” I say, “Ubisoft is life."
>My brother hears me and calls me a cosmetic elitist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to ubisoft.
>I called him a "peasant".
>He rages and leaves the room.
>I'm crying now that people can be so stupid.
>I sit next to my pc and its really hot.
>I feel something is moving towards me...
>It's Ubisoft! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear "This is my wallet"
>He grabs my wallet with his powerful and irresistible hands.
> I'm ready.
>I open my wallet for ubisoft.
>He starts my money while providing me with the terrible server connection.
>It hurts so much whenever i enter public matches, but I do it for elite skins and pro league cosmetics.
>I can feel my finances slowly draining and i tried to resist the urge.
>I want to please ubisoft.
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my account with elite skin and rare pro league cosmetics.
>My brother walks in.
>ubisoft looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"Subscribe to twitch prime for more loots."
>ubisoft leaves through my window.
>ubisoft is love. ubisoft is life.

>I was only 37 years old. >I loved Rainbow Six Siege so much, I had all the pro league set skins and rare cosmetics. >I pray to ubisoft every night, thanking them for the life I’ve been given. “Ubisoft is love” I say, “Ubisoft is life." >My brother hears me and calls me a cosmetic elitist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to ubisoft. >I called him a "peasant". >He rages and leaves the room. >I'm crying now that people can be so stupid. >I sit next to my pc and its really hot. >I feel something is moving towards me... >It's Ubisoft! I was so happy. >He whispers in my ear "This is my wallet" >He grabs my wallet with his powerful and irresistible hands. > I'm ready. >I open my wallet for ubisoft. >He starts my money while providing me with the terrible server connection. >It hurts so much whenever i enter public matches, but I do it for elite skins and pro league cosmetics. >I can feel my finances slowly draining and i tried to resist the urge. >I want to please ubisoft. >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my account with elite skin and rare pro league cosmetics. >My brother walks in. >ubisoft looks him straight in the eye and says, >"Subscribe to twitch prime for more loots." >ubisoft leaves through my window. >ubisoft is love. ubisoft is life.