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Verfasst: 27. Jan. 2017 um 2:08
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>I was only 37 years old.
>I loved Rainbow Six Siege so much, I had all the pro league set skins and rare cosmetics.
>I pray to ubisoft every night, thanking them for the life I’ve been given. “Ubisoft is love” I say, “Ubisoft is life."
>My brother hears me and calls me a cosmetic elitist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to ubisoft.
>I called him a "peasant".
>He rages and leaves the room.
>I'm crying now that people can be so stupid.
>I sit next to my pc and its really hot.
>I feel something is moving towards me...
>It's Ubisoft! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear "This is my wallet"
>He grabs my wallet with his powerful and irresistible hands.
> I'm ready.
>I open my wallet for ubisoft.
>He starts my money while providing me with the terrible server connection.
>It hurts so much whenever i enter public matches, but I do it for elite skins and pro league cosmetics.
>I can feel my finances slowly draining and i tried to resist the urge.
>I want to please ubisoft.
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my account with elite skin and rare pro league cosmetics.
>My brother walks in.
>ubisoft looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"Subscribe to twitch prime for more loots."
>ubisoft leaves through my window.
>ubisoft is love. ubisoft is life.
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4 Kommentare
LyhN 14. Apr. 2020 um 20:09 
BRUH
Paolong11 13. Apr. 2020 um 23:27 
summary of the story "you got ubifucked"
Icy 12. Apr. 2020 um 7:29 
nice
76561198335090931 27. März 2017 um 1:40 
10/10