Gonzo
Backhand Blades = Crutch   United States
 
 
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If you got potted and/or pointed down, here's why:

- Packet-loss consistently above 20% (stop playing online games until you can afford better internet).
- 160 m/s connection + knowingly spamming the roll button (b*tch sh*t)
- Light roll (without it you'd die in 10% of the time it took me to mop you up)
- Spamming weapon arts with i-frames (learn to roll).
- Using backhand blades (cheese)
- Being a mage (gay)
- Swapping to any sh*tter and/or hard-counter set ups once you start losing (clown sh*t)
- Chainsaw glitch with a macro (if I murder you despite you trying this, you are legally obligated to uninstall yourself from this life)
- 9822 or Lagswitch (you've already lost if you're resorting to this, git gud)
- Cheating (get f*cked)
- Sh*t pots are funny, don't take it so seriously.
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S/o to Mynamesbrian not even whipping out swift slash could save you from the L.
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⸸🅳🅴🆅🅸🅻 23 Jul @ 4:17pm 
+rep big peen
Gonzo 3 Jul @ 12:18pm 
Bruh. You don't even know how to crouch cancel. I'll happily colossal mirror your ass. Oh wait, I already did, and clapped you into panic rolling. Again, saved by sh*t net AND high lat. Whine about rot all you want, but when you tried to mirror me back you still got outplayed.
Cope going hard.
Remember lilbro, you dc'd, blocked me, and then came here to cry.
"Your latent AND de-syncing" and "a connection 100m/s or under" contradict each other "a little", first of all. Secondly, I will not continue to amuse your inflated ego of a "cool PvP player" who uses a pata with scarlet rot when losing. Go learn how to fight in colossal swords duel first xd
Gonzo 3 Jul @ 11:37am 
But please. Keep whining on my profile while keeping me blocked on yours, lilbro. Get me to 300 pages faster.
Gonzo 3 Jul @ 11:36am 
Love it when alt+f4 tards block me after dc'ing and then proceed to talk sh*t on my profile. Like f*cking children.

1. Your latent AND de-syncing ass had the hyper armor advantage, dealing 1000+ damage on your AoWs. It's amazing you even let me clap as many times in a row as I did in the first match.
2. Your panic rolling ass wouldn't last more than 10 seconds on a connection 100m/s or under. See me in seamless and find out, but we both know you either won't, will dc once you realize you can't win, or you'll try to swap to a busted set-up to save yourself from shame.
3. YOU, swapped to backhand blades first in the second match. We both knew in that moment your little baby ego couldn't handle a loss so you went to one of the most busted set ups currently in the game to try and get an edge. You failed MISERABLY when I knowledge checked your ass and you pulled the plug as fast as your little fingers could. Based on this, the irony in your last comment is PALPABLE.
"uh oh im losed colossal sword duel so im pick pata to hit and run uuuhhh i need to wiiiin" :steamsalty: