Gonzo
The Scourge of Seamless Co-op
United States
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🍑💥 Proud Owner/CEO of ClappedCheekz® . 💥🍑
https://youtube.com/@clappedcheekz
🍯💩So you want to be a sh*tter?💩🍯
F*ck around and find out at your own risk, lest you end up like some of these clowns:

"ur trash in every game other than er bc your build does all the work" ~ POV: You suck at Elden Ring

"hopefully your slave family will switch off the internet for you to cut your venes in bath and die in agony cringe third world bastard" ~ massive skill issue player

"cant win twice, loser. this kid is awful, cringe and sweaty, mashing his sprint button, using every sweAt mechanic and when he barley pulls off a win, thinks he's better. LMAO" ~ jmafia - lol 2-0, bud.

"Your steam profile is a monument to involuntary celibacy and loneliness. You should take your own advice above, go hit the gym and (try to) get laid. There is not a single mentally healthy person with a steam profile like yours" ~ Swamp_Swimmer (Reddit)

"and of course you as well turned into another lagswitching ♥♥♥♥ that also uses damage res scripts. Go f*ck yourself buddy <3" ~ Ashen One Chris

"an almost comically toxic player. I actually recommend NOT blocking this guy just so you can occasionally witness how the incel elden ring community behaves. expect down-points and ♥♥♥♥ pots often (just don't expect to understand how a human can become so sad)." ~ Lex #10-1

"The f*ck are you doing T-bagging and sh*t-tossing at both 125 AND 150 you f*cking troglodyte?" ~ Beat_Knight

"Its truly a sad thing when someone has to ♥♥♥♥ with other people to get enjoyment out of something. Like its genuinely depressing. Anyways, here is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ himself -> u/GonzoGrande send him love and support, his parents obviously neglected to give him any." ~ Ember56k (Reddit)

"his man needs to touch grass, in fact, he needs to buy a whole 10 km2 carpet of grass for himself, he needs it. For real this time, I do not even want to interact with people like this, they're just a waste of my time. I've had enough with people like this and I do not want any more of it." ~ pixysticks (Reddit)
Kone 15 May @ 4:56pm 
And to think you were the only one who never beat him in a PVP in Elden Ring xd
TheseBlades 16 Mar @ 6:30pm 
gonzo, salt king, where hath thy duels and ganks be friend.
Gabɀ ™ 15 Jan @ 6:53am 
Ight brodie, let go of the online persona, it's time.
Gonzo 9 Jan @ 10:01am 
Gabz, please. You can come find me across the seas anytime you wish.

Happy holidays Mugen, hope you're doing well buddy.
Mugen 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:18am 
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Gonzo 2 Oct, 2024 @ 11:29am 
The fact that you actually take this sh*t seriously is incredible. Thank you for your continuing support Gabz. Hope you're doing well.