OYSTERBATE
mike   California, United States
Level
11
Years of Service
550 XP
 
 
Motto "stay fresh, stand tall, git gud"
I was once a tiger, but now im a 98. An ascendant of the Oysterbate legacy. HOUSE OYSTER WILL RULE THIS REALM ONE DAY. tarkov?
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Total War: SHOGUN 2
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Beanboibhris 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00am 
he's a man with no borders
Chicken 4 Jun, 2021 @ 8:03pm 
trash at the game
Chicken 4 Jun, 2021 @ 8:02pm 
Complete hot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
OYSTERBATE 21 Apr, 2018 @ 10:40am 
I dont believe you have Super powers Nacho Man. I believe you have someting more special within you. You have autism
Nacho Man Randy Sandwich 20 Apr, 2018 @ 10:24pm 
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a peristaltic shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.
Nacho Man Randy Sandwich 1 Apr, 2018 @ 10:33am 
[laugh track]
JOSH: Drake?
DRAKE: What?
JOSH: Where's the door hole?
[laugh track]
DRAKE: Goes right there. See, I drew it with a magic marker.
[laugh track]
JOSH: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw.
DRAKE: Dude, I'm gonna!
JOSH: Oh really?
DRAKE: Yes!
JOSH: So go get the power saw!
DRAKE: Okay, I will! tcch
[bumps into door]
[laugh track]
[rattles the door, turns around, paws the door]
DRAKE: ...I see the problem.
JOSH: Oh, do ya?!
[laugh track]