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Beanboibhris 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00am 
he's a man with no borders
Chicken 4 Jun, 2021 @ 8:03pm 
trash at the game
Chicken 4 Jun, 2021 @ 8:02pm 
Complete hot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
OYSTERBATE 21 Apr, 2018 @ 10:40am 
I dont believe you have Super powers Nacho Man. I believe you have someting more special within you. You have autism
Nacho Man Randy Sandwich 20 Apr, 2018 @ 10:24pm 
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a peristaltic shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.
Nacho Man Randy Sandwich 1 Apr, 2018 @ 10:33am 
[laugh track]
JOSH: Drake?
DRAKE: What?
JOSH: Where's the door hole?
[laugh track]
DRAKE: Goes right there. See, I drew it with a magic marker.
[laugh track]
JOSH: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw.
DRAKE: Dude, I'm gonna!
JOSH: Oh really?
DRAKE: Yes!
JOSH: So go get the power saw!
DRAKE: Okay, I will! tcch
[bumps into door]
[laugh track]
[rattles the door, turns around, paws the door]
DRAKE: ...I see the problem.
JOSH: Oh, do ya?!
[laugh track]
Nacho Man Randy Sandwich 28 Jul, 2017 @ 4:27pm 
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Always watching....
bCool 28 Jul, 2017 @ 4:22pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked HOT AS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELL in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see BIG ASS TITS playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRY ASS STANKY ASS ♥♥♥♥♥ and like ill be the one in the kitchen BEATING MY ♥♥♥♥ OFF TO BOCO NO PICO. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to SUCK YOU OFF ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to GET MY ♥♥♥♥♥ WETTT i really like your BIG ASS TITS sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should ♥♥♥♥ you look really nice and T H I C C xxx
Nacho Man Randy Sandwich 28 Jul, 2017 @ 4:20pm 
HELLO AM 48 YEAR MAN FROM SOMALIA. SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND. I SELLED MY WIFE FOR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR PLAY "hearth stone" AND I WANT TO BECOME THE GOODEST PLAYER LIKE YOU I PLAY WITH 400 PING ON BRAZIL SERVER AND I AM RANK 23 ALREADY PLS NO COPY PASTE MY STORY
Nacho Man Randy Sandwich 28 Jul, 2017 @ 4:17pm 
As a brony I can understand how jewish people felt during the holocaust, because everyone is against us. We just want to live our lives like other people. There should be more respect for us, maybe even a holiday recognizing bronies.
Nacho Man Randy Sandwich 28 Jul, 2017 @ 3:54pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
Stone Toad Steve Austin 3 Apr, 2017 @ 7:09pm 
On a nice monday afternoon, there was a very sensual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the room next to me, i was afraid, i was crying, i was emotionally unstable, then it hit me, i could join in and have a blast! I went into the room and was instantly told to get the ♥♥♥♥ out. i went back to my room very emotionally and cried all night. The next day i confronted the 2 at breakfast, they told me it wasnt a direct attack and that i shouldnt take it to heart, i asked them if i could join in next time and they said sure why not. Later that day i appraoched their room excited for some tender lovin'. i entered the room and i was mortified, they werent there. They had left me a note saying they had moved away because i was too creepy and made things awkward for them, i was so upset, its not every day your 2 dogs run away from home.
owenpanzerlin 22 Jan, 2017 @ 4:01pm 
gayest suit in history of america, no one loves micheal, only millions of ♥♥♥♥♥ from china love micheal
Stone Toad Steve Austin 22 Jan, 2017 @ 4:00pm 
A match was found for you, but michael failed to accept it.
OYSTERBATE 22 Jan, 2017 @ 4:00pm 
♥♥♥♥ all yall ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Michael wears the freshest clothes, slickist hairline, and fattest ♥♥♥♥♥. yall just jealous. hehexd
:steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty:
Stone Toad Steve Austin 22 Jan, 2017 @ 3:58pm 
can confirm
owenpanzerlin 22 Jan, 2017 @ 3:40pm 
gayest leader NATO ever had, Sucks millions of ♥♥♥♥♥ from china :steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty: