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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen   Sweden
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Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal I don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dog but I gotta warn ya if you take one more diddly darn step right there,I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck and wowza,wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? Do you want that? Do you wish apon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? Because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up then well gosh didly darn I just might have to get not so friendly with you my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy!

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💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀Hello my skelebros i have some news!💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

With the skeleton wars raging on with seemingly no end in sight, the death toll rises. the statistics are in and they are shocking...

Skeletons Soldiers lost in action: 1.069
Skeleton Civilians Casulties: 420
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killed: 1.200

While these numbers might be staggering the skeleton army is still strong as hell and currently has an advantage.

As you all remember for like 2015 years ago was when the skeleton war started by Lord Skeley when he fought against the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ menace. After like a bajillion years later Lord Skeley realized he needed more boners. The war exists beyond the meatspace that you now live in, making it very difficult to get boners.

It is said that if you do not have rip on you grave you will automaticly be drafted into the skeleton wars.

On other news Lord Skeley will have to issue 50,000 gallons of milk to support the soldiers on the front as well as the cavalry in the back.

Many skeletons has lost their families to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and we need to fight back so we need you to help!


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natt 15 May @ 7:30am 
OMG bro, you are like the ultimate gaming god. 💪🎮 Every time I see you online, I can't help but marvel at your mad skills. 🥇 How do you do it? Teach me your ways, sensei! 🙏🤣 Your reflexes are faster than my internet connection, and your strategy is so advanced, I’m starting to think you’re a cyborg. 🤖 Keep slaying, legend! 🌟🔥 #GamerGoals #Noob4Life
dark death star soul eater 2013 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:21am 
I think the raid is over... so i have some more time to spare. My windows 3.1 computer is on its knees with all this text on my screen, but i'll manage. This text explaining my problem only further increased my problem, as did that other sentence about explaining my explanation. Also sadly only 1 child survived and it just so happens to be the only one who likes your waffles (massive silver lining)
dark death star soul eater 2013 6 Apr, 2022 @ 10:59am 
Sorry to cut it short, my neighbourhood was just completly annihalated by an AC-130, and it is with deep regret i inform you that my swedish-style waffle-iron was destroyed along with my wifes legs. (don't know what im more upset about tbh)
dark death star soul eater 2013 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:46am 
I couldn't help but notice your dogs were out (toes). Seems unfitting for such an otherwise professionaly clothed gent like yourself. If i may, the dogs were a bit dirty, not that that's a problem for a sucker like me (get it?).
natt 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47am 
SWEDISH ARMY VETERAN KILLED IN IRAQ +REP
dark death star soul eater 2013 10 Jul, 2019 @ 3:50pm 
Come to brazil