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2 people found this review helpful
25.7 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
I spent about 6 hours in my first time playing. about 5 of those hours were just organizing the home base. It is so satisfying to just sit there, clean your gun, smoke a cig, and be ready to go out into the radius again. Its like a fallout world inside of STALKER with Tarkov loot management and hideout.

Also, the fact that you can open the BREAD BINS AND THERE CAN BE LOOT IN THEM is amazing. Immersion at is finest.

The only things I can say that are bad:
-Enemies can be REALLY fast (im looking at you, you crabby ♥♥♥♥)
-There is a gas mask glitch that if you die after putting on the mask, but haven't saved with the mask on, you will reload with the mask overlay still on your face. It is a pain, but is easily fixed be restarting the game.
-The text on the ammo boxes sometimes gets muddy due to coloring (text on numbers on the blue background of 12g slugs is a big one)

That's kind of it. It is surprisingly polished and really really freaking fun. I highly recommend you pick this up if you are looking for something to draw you in and keep you diving in for more!

PS: I just want more gun customization, repair, and depth. I JUST WANNA CLEAN HARDER.
Posted 14 November, 2021.
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51.8 hrs on record (36.1 hrs at review time)
The glitchiest mess I have ever played. Its perfect 10/10
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.9 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
Wow. Just wow.

This game brings back memories of when games were made for FUN and not to make a profit. I was able to make it in before the game was put up for $5, but for that amount of money you are getting WELL over that in fun and bone hurting laughs from it.

If you are on the fence about buying it, think of it like this. A coffee costs more than this game, and I can have more fun in this game than with a cup of joe.
Posted 10 June, 2018.
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98.0 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
If you have played the first, you will enjoy the second. It is a direct improvement of the other game, with added elements that make the challenge just that much harder.

The new things added bring a level a depth besides just drawing cards. From rolling dice, to stopping a spinning wheel of cards, it adds to this random chane factor that makes this game that much better. The combat is about the same as it was before, but with more refined animations and a few new aspects that change it enough to be different, but still kep the core of it that was simple and fun. The visuals look amazing as well.

Over all, if you want to pick up this game because you played the first, I definitely recommend it. If you have never played the first one and like D&D, give this a try. If none of this applies to you, catch this on a sale. It is definitely a game that you won't regret buying!
Posted 8 November, 2017.
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13 people found this review helpful
129.5 hrs on record (115.6 hrs at review time)
They thought they could add in paid mods for Skyrim, and the community ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hated that. Yet, here we are again, with paid mods for everything because Bethesda wants more money from people.

I will never recommend a single player game with micro-transactions that has an insanely over priced DLC with almost no content to justify the price.

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up Bethesda.
Posted 8 September, 2017.
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334.8 hrs on record (101.9 hrs at review time)
Lets just bbut it plain and simple.

The game is a good game, a great game in fact. The singleplayer is fun, its crazy, its a great time for the time being.

But the Online aspect? 1005 a soulless cash grab that is shameful on all levels. There is almost no way to mkae money, the things are over priced, and they want you to buy the currency to do anything at all. A motorcycle should not cost someone $50 in a a game released in 2013 (2015 for PC) that still costs an unresonable amount of money.

The thing that made this completely unbearable, is when they took away OpenIV. Now no one can mod, no one can have fun in their game, and it is a complete rip off.

it is not worth it at this time. Do not buy this. At all.
Posted 19 June, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
121.4 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Peer to Peer multiplayer was an absolutely terrible idea. It makes this game unplayable. Ubisoft, fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 5 March, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
865.2 hrs on record (277.0 hrs at review time)
I absolutely love this game.

Sure there are those people who are better than you.

Sure there are always stupid moments that feel like hacking.

Sure there are those moment where oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD THERMITE DO YOUR JOB.

Still a good game though.
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
IF you liked Super Meat Boy, Youll love this! N++ puts it to shame with how well made this game is. If you are like me and you played N in 2004, youll be pleasantly surprised with how it feels exactly like it. IF you've never played it, give it a go anyways. Like puzzles that are frustrating? for the price right now it is a STEAL.
Posted 26 August, 2016.
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4.5 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
rekd some kids as a ♥♥♥♥ with lasers with my buddy. we were the ♥♥♥♥ squad.

10/10
Posted 30 July, 2014.
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