This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction.


Me, minding my own beeswax: I’ll get a large warm milk please!

Some guy: *under his breath* Warm milk? Get a life.. they don’t even sell that here

Barista: Actually yeah we do sell warm milk, does that bother you?

Some guy: *Rolls eyes* imagine actually drinking that

Me: I don’t have to imagine *grabs my warm milk and takes a good sassy swig*

The guy: *Notices my ace pin* Oh so you’re an aceggot? So you just don’t get laid? That figures

Me: Yup, I’m a proud “aceggot” and that has nothing to do with my preferences in beverages

Woman behind me: Did you seriously just call that person an aceggot? What kind of world are we living in!?

Me: Yep, I’m used to it though.. That’s what you get for being openly asexual it seems!

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Let's say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.

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Im attracted to humans.