They call me the_baby_driver
'Cause I am faster than sound
I keep on jumping around
Blue hedgehog the_baby_driver
With incredible speed
I'm moving my feet

Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia. In females, it collects around the clitoris and in the folds of the labia minora; in males, smegma collects under the foreskin.

This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction.


Me, minding my own beeswax: I’ll get a large warm milk please!

Some guy: *under his breath* Warm milk? Get a life.. they don’t even sell that here

Barista: Actually yeah we do sell warm milk, does that bother you?

Some guy: *Rolls eyes* imagine actually drinking that

Me: I don’t have to imagine *grabs my warm milk and takes a good sassy swig*

The guy: *Notices my ace pin* Oh so you’re an aceggot? So you just don’t get laid? That figures

Me: Yup, I’m a proud “aceggot” and that has nothing to do with my preferences in beverages

Woman behind me: Did you seriously just call that person an aceggot? What kind of world are we living in!?

Me: Yep, I’m used to it though.. That’s what you get for being openly asexual it seems!

I’M HUNGRY 😋 NO SPICY 👺 \*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH\* YUMM 😊 HOT DOG YUMM 🌭 THANK U FOR THE GALAXY 🌌 UMMMN ICE CREAM SO GOOD 🍦 \*LICK LICK LICK\* 👅 YAAAS DO YOU THING 🤪 GANG GANG GANG GANG 💰 I’M HUNGRY 😋 NO SPICY 👺 \*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH\* YUMM 😊 HOT DOG YUMM 🌭 THANK U FOR THE GALAXY 🌌 UMMMN ICE CREAM SO GOOD 🍦 \*LICK LICK LICK\* 👅 YAAAS DO YOU THING 🤪 GANG GANG GANG GANG 💰 I’M HUNGRY 😋 NO SPICY 👺 \*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH\* YUMM 😊 HOT DOG YUMM 🌭 THANK U FOR THE GALAXY 🌌 UMMMN ICE CREAM SO GOOD 🍦 \*LICK LICK LICK\* 👅 YAAAS DO YOU THING 🤪 GANG GANG GANG GANG 💰 I’M HUNGRY 😋 NO SPICY 👺 \*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH\* YUMM 😊 HOT DOG YUMM 🌭 THANK U FOR THE GALAXY 🌌 UMMMN ICE CREAM SO GOOD 🍦 \*LICK LICK LICK\* 👅 YAAAS DO YOU THING 🤪 GANG GANG GANG GANG 💰

Let's say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.

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