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'Cause I am faster than sound
I keep on jumping around
Blue hedgehog the_baby_driver
With incredible speed
I'm moving my feet
Me, minding my own beeswax: I’ll get a large warm milk please!
Some guy: *under his breath* Warm milk? Get a life.. they don’t even sell that here
Barista: Actually yeah we do sell warm milk, does that bother you?
Some guy: *Rolls eyes* imagine actually drinking that
Me: I don’t have to imagine *grabs my warm milk and takes a good sassy swig*
The guy: *Notices my ace pin* Oh so you’re an aceggot? So you just don’t get laid? That figures
Me: Yup, I’m a proud “aceggot” and that has nothing to do with my preferences in beverages
Woman behind me: Did you seriously just call that person an aceggot? What kind of world are we living in!?
Me: Yep, I’m used to it though.. That’s what you get for being openly asexual it seems!