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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
64.2 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
It's a good game if you're willing to lobotomize yourself every time you even attempt to use combat.
Posted 28 June, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.2 hrs on record
Mapping the cover and sprint action on the same key is a war crime worse than white phosphorus.

Still worth it.
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
315.0 hrs on record (136.0 hrs at review time)
A story of an absent father, and some other dudes that decided to betray their race and steal every soul in existence.

Meanwhile you just tryna smash.
Posted 3 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
55.8 hrs on record (26.1 hrs at review time)
>Made a custom game with, Adolf, Winston and Josef, all three just trying to survive
>Everything is going fine, Adolf scavenges during the night gathering supplies for the group
>Winter comes, Never attack Russia during winter
>Stockpiled supplies running dry
>Send Adolf to warehouse filled with bandits
>Adolf takes 1 bullet to the groin and dies instantly
>Someone tried to raid us that night and Josef is now severely injured
>No food left, only hope is random merchant showing up
>Random trader knocks on door
>Trade all remaining supplies for ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can food
>Next night Winston raids supermarket for supplies, Josef sleeps in bed trying not to die
>Things a going better but Josef is broken and sleeps all day
>Someone knocks on door
>Young lady wanting to join the group, Winston accepts
>Her name is Zlata and she bolsters spirits
>Winter ends, everything is going fine again
>When trying to trade with millitary base Zlata is shot and killed
>Winston kills himself during the night
>Josef refuses to eat
>Josef dies of hunger



Ironic playthrough is ironic

Posted 19 October, 2017.
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9 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
343.5 hrs on record (32.9 hrs at review time)
To everyone saying that this game is bad

Git Gud
Posted 3 October, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
525.1 hrs on record (392.8 hrs at review time)
This is the best game that i have ever played. Sure i have played my share of counterstrike and i have more hours invested in that game. But The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is one of the most complex games that i have ever played. I Have owned the game for a couple of years now and i still don't feel like i have completed it wich is what always brings me back to it.

Pros

- Amazing atmosphere
- Complex skilltree
- So so so many quests
- Amazing mods
- Spell system that works perfectly
- So so so many different special and ordinary items
- (I personally like the graphics even though they are a little outdated because i don't have a mega pc to run all the new games with a stable 60/30 fps)
- DLC are so so so much worth it (Except heartfire maybe)
- Arrow to the knee
- You always feel challenged but not so much that it gets frustrating (Except if you're playing on legendary)
- Character creation

Cons

- AI could be better
- No multiple endings
- (Random crashes. I don't know if this is only because of my pc)

Another reason i keep coming back to this game is because Bethesda failed to make Fallout 4 a real RPG wich probably resultet in me playing an extra 20 hours of skyrim after the release.
Posted 14 March, 2016. Last edited 14 March, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
55.9 hrs on record (22.1 hrs at review time)
This is the best indiegame i have ever played...
I honestly cried
Posted 15 January, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
it is swaggy
Posted 25 October, 2014.
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422.6 hrs on record (201.3 hrs at review time)
This is the best free game EVER!!
Posted 9 September, 2012.
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