Progresul realizărilor lui Verqq pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2014 la 20:01

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 5 dec. 2014 la 1:52

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 26 nov. 2014 la 1:34

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 26 nov. 2014 la 20:23

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 5 dec. 2014 la 1:53

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Obținută la 12 dec. 2014 la 23:13

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 2 dec. 2014 la 23:45

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 23 apr. 2015 la 20:51

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Obținută la 4 mai 2015 la 3:43

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 20 apr. 2021 la 4:46

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Obținută la 18 apr. 2021 la 0:26

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 26 nov. 2014 la 19:13

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 19 ian. la 2:55

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 7 mart. 2015 la 18:57

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 26 nov. 2014 la 19:00

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 2 dec. 2014 la 16:31

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 20 apr. 2021 la 4:51

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Obținută la 21 apr. 2021 la 18:09

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 29 aug. 2017 la 20:36

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 26 nov. 2014 la 1:34

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 2 dec. 2014 la 16:51

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Obținută la 13 sept. la 2:13

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 24 iul. 2022 la 9:00

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2014 la 19:04

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 5 dec. 2014 la 1:54

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 6 mai 2015 la 22:06

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 25 nov. 2014 la 1:28

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 29 aug. 2017 la 20:12

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 5 dec. 2014 la 2:04

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Obținută la 5 dec. 2014 la 0:01

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 6 mai 2015 la 21:58

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 30 mai 2019 la 2:15

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Obținută la 25 nov. 2014 la 19:57

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Obținută la 21 mai 2019 la 15:35

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

24 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30