Progreso de Verqq en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 25 NOV 2014 a las 8:01 p. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 5 DIC 2014 a las 1:52 a. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 26 NOV 2014 a las 1:34 a. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 26 NOV 2014 a las 8:23 p. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 5 DIC 2014 a las 1:53 a. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 12 DIC 2014 a las 11:13 p. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 2 DIC 2014 a las 11:45 p. m.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 23 ABR 2015 a las 8:51 p. m.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Se desbloqueó el 4 MAY 2015 a las 3:43 a. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2021 a las 4:46 a. m.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Se desbloqueó el 18 ABR 2021 a las 12:26 a. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 26 NOV 2014 a las 7:13 p. m.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 19 ENE a las 2:55 a. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 7 MAR 2015 a las 6:57 p. m.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 26 NOV 2014 a las 7:00 p. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 2 DIC 2014 a las 4:31 p. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 20 ABR 2021 a las 4:51 a. m.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 21 ABR 2021 a las 6:09 p. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 29 AGO 2017 a las 8:36 p. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 26 NOV 2014 a las 1:34 a. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 2 DIC 2014 a las 4:51 p. m.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 13 SEP a las 2:13 a. m.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 24 JUL 2022 a las 9:00 a. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 25 NOV 2014 a las 7:04 p. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 5 DIC 2014 a las 1:54 a. m.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2015 a las 10:06 p. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 25 NOV 2014 a las 1:28 a. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 29 AGO 2017 a las 8:12 p. m.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 5 DIC 2014 a las 2:04 a. m.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Se desbloqueó el 5 DIC 2014 a las 12:01 a. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2015 a las 9:58 p. m.

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAY 2019 a las 2:15 a. m.

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Se desbloqueó el 25 NOV 2014 a las 7:57 p. m.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAY 2019 a las 3:35 p. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

24 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30