Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 Verqq

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2014 @ 8:01pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 5 Des 2014 @ 1:52am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2014 @ 1:34am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2014 @ 8:23pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 5 Des 2014 @ 1:53am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Didapatkan pada 12 Des 2014 @ 11:13pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 2 Des 2014 @ 11:45pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 23 Apr 2015 @ 8:51pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Didapatkan pada 4 Mei 2015 @ 3:43am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 20 Apr 2021 @ 4:46am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Didapatkan pada 18 Apr 2021 @ 12:26am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2014 @ 7:13pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 19 Jan @ 2:55am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 7 Mar 2015 @ 6:57pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2014 @ 7:00pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 2 Des 2014 @ 4:31pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 20 Apr 2021 @ 4:51am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2021 @ 6:09pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2017 @ 8:36pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2014 @ 1:34am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 2 Des 2014 @ 4:51pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 13 Sep @ 2:13am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Didapatkan pada 24 Jul 2022 @ 9:00am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2014 @ 7:04pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 5 Des 2014 @ 1:54am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 6 Mei 2015 @ 10:06pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2014 @ 1:28am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 29 Agu 2017 @ 8:12pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 5 Des 2014 @ 2:04am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 5 Des 2014 @ 12:01am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 6 Mei 2015 @ 9:58pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 30 Mei 2019 @ 2:15am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Didapatkan pada 25 Nov 2014 @ 7:57pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 21 Mei 2019 @ 3:35pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

24 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30