Is it normal that I like to shove carrots up my butt?
I think it is normal, and I don't think it indicates homosexual inclinations in any way.

I did it last night. I shoved a 7" carrot up my ass, and then I pulled it out and measured the length that was in my ass. It was 5" exactly. So I cut it down to 4" because I wanted it to be totally inside of me, with my anus closed. Then I rounded off the ends, and shoved it up my ass and went to bed. That was at 12:30. I woke up at about 5:30 and pulled it out. I washed it off and put it back in the fridge, and then later in the morning I peeled it and ate it.

UwU

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haaaaza