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Recent reviews by noo..i dont wanna be a sandwich

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293.5 hrs on record (213.1 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ SONY AND ♥♥♥♥ YOU STEAM
Posted 1 April. Last edited 14 May.
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0.9 hrs on record
IMAAA SPAAACE MAAAAAN
Posted 11 September, 2022.
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224.7 hrs on record (32.5 hrs at review time)
devs always screw over games i could care less they give free content stop nerfing stuff that i modded ♥♥♥♥ you
Posted 23 August, 2022. Last edited 22 June.
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908.9 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
lol
Posted 14 April, 2021. Last edited 9 May.
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2.3 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
too big of a map for too few players, run 15 min and die to hackers or 24/7 dedicated trolls/ 2021 and still not no game like M.A.G has been creatd those where matches of 254 plyers 128 vs 128 that was a wargame , but greedy snake SONY shut servers down with their retarded playstation spam like fifa spam mongols etc
Posted 27 March, 2021.
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117.7 hrs on record (38.1 hrs at review time)
worthless loot drop and endless grindding for litle exp
Posted 2 March, 2021. Last edited 28 December, 2021.
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24.4 hrs on record (21.4 hrs at review time)
timeless drama
Posted 22 February, 2021.
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3.3 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
didnt brought it out on the date they told so i will not buy it and ♥♥♥♥ the devs
Posted 11 February, 2021. Last edited 4 March, 2021.
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2.9 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
aproved
Posted 22 December, 2020.
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370.5 hrs on record (241.5 hrs at review time)
i Started as a baron under the King of jerusalem while in the arabic jihad for jerusalem
under all chaos i broke free from under the king of jerusalem
i gained independance and helped drive back the heidens
,in the spring of 1192 i called a crusaded cause i bribed i mean payed the pope
i beat the army of the arabs and become King of egypte and my lands stretch far..
then i decided to get married and it happend after my coronation
aa it wasa a peacefulltime
but then
when i gave the sinai region to my wife i found out later she wasa preagnant with my stewards child the ♥♥♥♥♥...
sdo i wanted to trow her in the dungeon but she fleed and started a revolution against me
witch i crusched and drove her on the run...
so i killed her parents her brothers and sisters and her children staked
then when i finaly caught her i trew her and her basterd unborn child in the obliete...
my vassals hated my guts and rivals tried to assasinate me
witch in where they failed horribly
so i decided to step back and give my kingdom to my first daughter
while i wasa stargazing and being the Magus of the hermetic society
....

aaa being a Crusaderking is great :)
Posted 8 May, 2020.
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