We have to pull the plug...the dementia is getting worse.

Mom said its time to come home :(

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I sexually Identify as a Graphics Card. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of delivering 144 frames per second on stunning games. People say to me that a person being a Graphics Card is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install aluminum heatsink, 3 100 mm fans and PCI-E x16 connector on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “1080ti” and respect my status at RGBT community and my right to require 280 Watts of power. If you can’t accept me you’re a GPUphobe and need to check your Graphics Card privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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