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bottom lane feeder gg ez cant even press W. EZ 3v5 literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cant even ward tormenter at min 15

ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!
Genghis has cummed in aisle 4!
Someone came all over the floor. There is ♥♥♥ everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling semen. The amount of sperm and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of ♥♥♥ must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale. Oh God I can smell it. The ♥♥♥ has invaded my nostrils. There is so much ♥♥♥. I cannot see. It's all white. Everything. White. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm gargling noises drowning- in- more thick phlegm gargling ♥♥♥! dial tone

@Potatolord, die

doesn't even want to have a rocket stuck up his hearse, smh

-rep took out my sparrow after i completed day 1