Harry’s Anus Emporium


Hello fine sir, My name is Harry, I am the owner of the fine establishment Harry’s Anus Emporium. I have many ani, ranging from low grade Canadian Wilderness ani, to fine XXX Porn Star anus. I have many special lines of ani, like The Jungle Book Chapter of Anuses, and the Undersea Specialty line. And I also have the the Exotic line of PREMIUM other worldly anuses, like the many asses of Alpha Centauri party platter. And if you aren't into any of my fine top quality PREMIUM ani, I can refer you to my older brothers business, Larry’s Long Schlong and Company, or my sisters business Courteney's ♥♥♥♥ City, for which I will give you the information too, if you aren't into my products.

All ani have a 10 hour fee along with damage fees, and long term usage fees. The rate can change depending on the type of the anus. Also large order, party order, or long term/ return customers will get a preferred customer discount.