Welcome to the sisterhood!! We are so excited to have you join us!! You are now a Sparkler!! That's right, you are now part of the elite group of divas who worship the Queen Jewels Sparkles!! Did you know that on the 12th of August in the mysterious year of 2001 the icon legend and diva herself Jewels Sparkles was born? I can't wait to see you at the annual Sparklers meet up in Tampa, Florida, USA, on August 12th! Ding!

HUH

Fuzzy wuzzy was a kettu, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasnt all that fuzzy was he?

Wrong.

You are not an AC

Hey flop- oops! I mean, babe. So I know today is the day I've been dreading, haha, I mean dreaming of, oops. It's your super special day! Since it's a special day for such a... special.... guy, I thought I should get you something awful...ly amazing! Haha. So, what else would a total flop like you want but a vacation! Oh uh, right well, I thought you being so very special as you are, that I needed to get you a vacation to just as exciting of a place. But babe, you know how it is, times are tough. A special destination comes at a pretty penny. But I just HAD to get rid of you, I mean, send you away haha, on a great vacation! So, I only got one ticket. For you of course silly goose. Don't worry, I will TOTALLY be here when you get back babe. Its a one way maybe absolutely no returns, ticket to FLOPTROPICA! It's the perfect place for you! I really think this will help me and you babe, become closer by getting further apart. Happy special day you special guy-plane-fuzzy-wuzzy-thing.