wordle champion +rep

Hes just too damn sexual with his tight clothes and muscley arms with popping veins. It makes you so mad you just want to wrestle him to the ground. But hes probably stronger than you and he'd pin you down and start kissing you. That's how you catch the gay. Next thing you know you don't find your wife attractive no more and you're sneaking out while she's asleep to go to the glory hole off I-80. That's how you catch a cold sore you gotta tell your ugly wife that it was from sharing a beer. You swear you'll never go back, so you start a grinder account and find a few guys to start running a train on you and go to your car and cry for a few hours. All you can think about is leaving your ♥♥♥♥♥ wife and spoiled ass kids to please men who are way more endowed than you. But you always just go back to the hellscape you call home. You pray it away the best you can but Satan always brings the nasty desires back. You end up buying the same soap as Todd so you can just smell him again.

-rep, best 1700 elo ive ever seen.

-rep this guy threatened to stab me.

Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it.

Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea.

ALIENS HAVING SEX BE LIKE

alien q: WOOOOOOH your glimwop is blurgulating my tight little fwooshola 😍

alien 2: ohhhh yeah im gonna blurgulate your fwooshola so hard you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop👽

alien 1: OHHHHH GOOD GNORBLORP IM ABOUT TO SPLORB!!! 💦💦💦💦😍😍

alien 2: thats right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop bagobloosh take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLIMWOP!! 👽im about to SPLORBBBBB!!!!! splorbs all ovwr alien 1's fwooshola 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦

alien 1: OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOODNESS GNORBLOP MY SCHNATZELGORB IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOOSHING!! 👽👽👽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~~~~~!!

alien 2: your fwooshola is glooping 🤣

alien 1: 😘you bet it is after you blurgulated me baby <3

⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT!! always remember to YINNLOP after you blurgulate ⚠️⚠️