Recent reviews by green dwarf

it has cut and resold content mostly cosmetics the combat is alright but the amount of missions is disapoointing and makes multiplayer boring having too compete against people for executions sucks too.

also the devs are playing word games calling a development chart a "season of releases" they made dlc 6 months ago probably, im very tired of being sold half a game. still worth the price i guess


isitfun yes

is the combat satisfying yes
can you play any chapter you want hell yea.
so many checks but it still feels like a rushed release which HOW it was in development for over a decade.

what an unapologetic piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage

it has all the same problems of the original fable with 0 improvements the graphics barely look better...

wish i hadnt bought this ♥♥♥♥ on sale

the fact the expression system is confusing and broken after 2 decades is an impressive level of incompetence even for lions head.

just enough like doom to make you nostalgic while still being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games workshop turd
the people playing this are the same clowns who pretend dark souls has a story

and that dai katana was good.

its ♥♥♥♥
dont buy it dont buy anything from games workshop until they stop being the greedy cheap ♥♥♥♥♥ they are.


why bother the soyjacks will screech how good it is.

i will not be buying this feels like they did the least effort imaginable.

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they need to nerf the sword hero his second fight in dark realm is broken their isnt another word for it i blew him up and he never tpook damage why make the game ♥♥♥♥ years after launch.

this game is utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

its basically unplayable just ♥♥♥♥ bethesda and i sincerely will never buy a game from these utter hacks again
the biggest issue i have is switching to the right weapon their grenades are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the dodge does nothing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enemies go from fuin and enjoyable to omg why do i need to fight 4 fat boys and 3 serpents plus all the adds
like just ♥♥♥♥ off at a certain point when youre sole modus operandi for game improvement is more bad guy same ♥♥♥♥ guns.

good game ran by terrible developers
players can tear your base down and ruin your mission and thats fine but if you shoot them for it then you get banned

really fun game ruined by the same bad policing in everything nowadays
you paid me 20 dollars sorry you cant play you naughty naughty boy the same troll ruined your game 5 times you have screen shots dont car.e

youre the problem/.


makes one wonder if these devs have worked for the american educational system.

complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the developers think this is the 90s
the combat is janky slow and broken your fully automatic 44 magnum unloads 50 rounds into bodty armor ands they enemies dont budge.

it has so much potential and its ruined by remedial dev decisions like boss fights in 10x10 box....
most weapons are good but have an ammou count 1 inch above 0 cause the devs dont know the word balance
want to win pick up the shot gun want to lose your 44 magnum with the power of a pop guns.

TRASH rogue ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the cuckening of robosimp.
you walk like you take a dump the enemies have sniper rifles bazookas and explosive sniper rounds....
the last boss is utter trash that punishes for using skill you literally built up the entire game
want to dash nahhhh geriatric robot throws you every time
has 3 cut scenes but if you go back to tbe beginning ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
wish i hadnt paid for it wish i knew the entire second half of the game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and literally no consequences exist in the story.
their is no growth depth or meaning tyo anything that happens 1 out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10 and they are lucky they get rated.

this game is trash good luck with the zombie plague they made it pointlessly hard because this generation of retarded children like that nonsense.

heaven forbid it just be fun.
oh wait that would take devs with talent not hacks....