The Jesters prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 18 apr, 2015 @ 20:39

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 18 apr, 2015 @ 21:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 19 apr, 2015 @ 14:07

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 18 apr, 2015 @ 20:38

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2017 @ 12:11

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 18 apr, 2015 @ 20:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 19 apr, 2015 @ 14:05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 19 apr, 2015 @ 15:05

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 19 apr, 2015 @ 18:37

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 22 apr, 2015 @ 17:12

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 22 apr, 2015 @ 18:11

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 23 apr, 2015 @ 18:46

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 1 okt, 2016 @ 18:07

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 20 aug, 2016 @ 15:27

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 19 apr, 2015 @ 18:41

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 17 dec, 2017 @ 16:47

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 17 aug, 2017 @ 14:10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2017 @ 12:57

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 22 apr, 2015 @ 18:29

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 20 aug, 2016 @ 13:15

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 15 dec, 2017 @ 7:03

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 22 apr, 2015 @ 17:04

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 22 apr, 2015 @ 18:16

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2017 @ 18:58

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 22 apr, 2015 @ 16:28

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 26 apr, 2015 @ 15:56

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 19 apr, 2015 @ 14:59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 19 apr, 2015 @ 18:35

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 18 apr, 2015 @ 20:57

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Upplåst 1 okt, 2016 @ 17:56

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Upplåst 22 apr, 2015 @ 17:48

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Upplåst 19 nov, 2016 @ 5:12

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 19 apr, 2015 @ 18:17

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 18 apr, 2015 @ 20:42

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 18 apr, 2015 @ 11:51

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 19 apr, 2015 @ 14:04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 22 apr, 2015 @ 17:05

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 19 apr, 2015 @ 11:14

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 25 jan, 2019 @ 20:25

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 18 nov, 2016 @ 19:10

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 18 jul, 2015 @ 19:43

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Upplåst 15 dec, 2017 @ 8:41

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Upplåst 19 apr, 2015 @ 16:09

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Upplåst 19 apr, 2015 @ 15:08

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2017 @ 20:00

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Upplåst 26 jan, 2019 @ 12:38

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Upplåst 19 apr, 2015 @ 13:26

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Upplåst 23 apr, 2015 @ 18:47

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 13 jul, 2015 @ 19:21

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Upplåst 18 jul, 2015 @ 13:02

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Upplåst 18 jul, 2015 @ 14:33

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Upplåst 18 nov, 2016 @ 20:16

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Upplåst 19 nov, 2016 @ 13:12

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Upplåst 18 jul, 2015 @ 13:48

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Upplåst 18 jul, 2015 @ 14:31

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Upplåst 17 aug, 2017 @ 14:17

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Upplåst 19 nov, 2016 @ 12:32

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Upplåst 1 okt, 2016 @ 17:43

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Upplåst 2 aug, 2017 @ 17:14

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Upplåst 20 aug, 2016 @ 15:08

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

20 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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