The Jester: достижения в POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Дата получения: 18 апр. 2015 г. в 20:39

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Дата получения: 18 апр. 2015 г. в 21:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Дата получения: 19 апр. 2015 г. в 14:07

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Дата получения: 18 апр. 2015 г. в 20:38

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Дата получения: 16 авг. 2017 г. в 12:11

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Дата получения: 18 апр. 2015 г. в 20:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Дата получения: 19 апр. 2015 г. в 14:05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Дата получения: 19 апр. 2015 г. в 15:05

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Дата получения: 19 апр. 2015 г. в 18:37

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Дата получения: 22 апр. 2015 г. в 17:12

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Дата получения: 22 апр. 2015 г. в 18:11

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Дата получения: 23 апр. 2015 г. в 18:46

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Дата получения: 1 окт. 2016 г. в 18:07

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Дата получения: 20 авг. 2016 г. в 15:27

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Дата получения: 19 апр. 2015 г. в 18:41

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Дата получения: 17 дек. 2017 г. в 16:47

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Дата получения: 17 авг. 2017 г. в 14:10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Дата получения: 16 авг. 2017 г. в 12:57

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Дата получения: 22 апр. 2015 г. в 18:29

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Дата получения: 20 авг. 2016 г. в 13:15

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Дата получения: 15 дек. 2017 г. в 7:03

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Дата получения: 22 апр. 2015 г. в 17:04

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Дата получения: 22 апр. 2015 г. в 18:16

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Дата получения: 18 авг. 2017 г. в 18:58

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Дата получения: 22 апр. 2015 г. в 16:28

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Дата получения: 26 апр. 2015 г. в 15:56

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Дата получения: 19 апр. 2015 г. в 14:59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Дата получения: 19 апр. 2015 г. в 18:35

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Дата получения: 18 апр. 2015 г. в 20:57

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Дата получения: 1 окт. 2016 г. в 17:56

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Дата получения: 22 апр. 2015 г. в 17:48

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2016 г. в 5:12

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Дата получения: 19 апр. 2015 г. в 18:17

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 18 апр. 2015 г. в 20:42

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Дата получения: 18 апр. 2015 г. в 11:51

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Дата получения: 19 апр. 2015 г. в 14:04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Дата получения: 22 апр. 2015 г. в 17:05

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 19 апр. 2015 г. в 11:14

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Дата получения: 25 янв. 2019 г. в 20:25

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Дата получения: 18 ноя. 2016 г. в 19:10

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Дата получения: 18 июл. 2015 г. в 19:43

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Дата получения: 15 дек. 2017 г. в 8:41

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Дата получения: 19 апр. 2015 г. в 16:09

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Дата получения: 19 апр. 2015 г. в 15:08

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Дата получения: 18 авг. 2017 г. в 20:00

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Дата получения: 26 янв. 2019 г. в 12:38

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Дата получения: 19 апр. 2015 г. в 13:26

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Дата получения: 23 апр. 2015 г. в 18:47

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Дата получения: 13 июл. 2015 г. в 19:21

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Дата получения: 18 июл. 2015 г. в 13:02

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Дата получения: 18 июл. 2015 г. в 14:33

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Дата получения: 18 ноя. 2016 г. в 20:16

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2016 г. в 13:12

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Дата получения: 18 июл. 2015 г. в 13:48

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Дата получения: 18 июл. 2015 г. в 14:31

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Дата получения: 17 авг. 2017 г. в 14:17

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2016 г. в 12:32

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Дата получения: 1 окт. 2016 г. в 17:43

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Дата получения: 2 авг. 2017 г. в 17:14

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Дата получения: 20 авг. 2016 г. в 15:08

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

20 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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