Käyttäjän The Jester POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 20.39

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 21.01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 14.07

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 20.38

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Avattu 16.8.2017 klo 12.11

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 20.40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 14.05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 15.05

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 18.37

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 22.4.2015 klo 17.12

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 22.4.2015 klo 18.11

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 23.4.2015 klo 18.46

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 1.10.2016 klo 18.07

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 20.8.2016 klo 15.27

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 18.41

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 17.12.2017 klo 16.47

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 17.8.2017 klo 14.10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 16.8.2017 klo 12.57

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 22.4.2015 klo 18.29

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 20.8.2016 klo 13.15

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 15.12.2017 klo 7.03

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 22.4.2015 klo 17.04

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 22.4.2015 klo 18.16

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 18.58

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 22.4.2015 klo 16.28

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 26.4.2015 klo 15.56

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 14.59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 18.35

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 20.57

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Avattu 1.10.2016 klo 17.56

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 22.4.2015 klo 17.48

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Avattu 19.11.2016 klo 5.12

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 18.17

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 20.42

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 18.4.2015 klo 11.51

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 14.04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 22.4.2015 klo 17.05

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 11.14

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 25.1.2019 klo 20.25

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 18.11.2016 klo 19.10

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 18.7.2015 klo 19.43

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Avattu 15.12.2017 klo 8.41

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 16.09

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 15.08

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Avattu 18.8.2017 klo 20.00

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Avattu 26.1.2019 klo 12.38

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 13.26

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 23.4.2015 klo 18.47

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 13.7.2015 klo 19.21

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 18.7.2015 klo 13.02

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Avattu 18.7.2015 klo 14.33

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Avattu 18.11.2016 klo 20.16

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Avattu 19.11.2016 klo 13.12

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Avattu 18.7.2015 klo 13.48

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Avattu 18.7.2015 klo 14.31

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Avattu 17.8.2017 klo 14.17

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Avattu 19.11.2016 klo 12.32

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Avattu 1.10.2016 klo 17.43

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 2.8.2017 klo 17.14

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Avattu 20.8.2016 klo 15.08

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

20 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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